(Ship Name: *Pending*)
Kumatora: Fuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
Ana: Yeah, um, *pulls out cross* go commit fetus deletus.
Ness: Go commit Alt + F4.
Ninten: Go commit Danny Deleto.
Claus: This ship is so fucking bad.
Jeff: It's only redeeming quality is that it's Yuri.
Lucas: Jeff. No. Just no.
Teddy: Where's the nearest cliff?
Lloyd: Here, come with me Teddy. *jumps off Mt. Itoi*
Teddy: Okay then. Lloyd's dead. Again.
Duster: Thank God.
Ana: Say that again, you won't.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
