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Paula: So, I'm only shipped with girls and Ness. Hooray.
Kumatora: Isn't this pedophilia?
Ness: It depends, how old are you?
Paula: I'm 13.
Kumatora: I'm 19.
Duster: Then yes, this ship is actually illegal.
Ninten: I don't like ships like this anyway.
Ana: Nor do I honey.
Ninten: I'm not your honey.
Ana: Yes you are my love.
Ninten: THIS IS RAPE!
Teddy: The hell?
Ness: You two!! Get a bed and let all that screaming out!
Paula: Yes! Please do . . . wait a second.
Jeff: Agreed.
Lloyd: *is dead*
Poo: Wait, why is Lloyd dead?
Kumatora: I killed him because he sucks.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
