(Ship Name: Clausten)
Ness: Who's the gay one now?
Ninten: Takes one to know one chief.
Kumatora: MY OTHER OTP!!
Duster: Are you going to say that to every ship that's yaoi?
Kumatora: No! The next ship is fucking disgusting!
Ana: Great, now the fourth wall is broken.
Claus: Heh, I think it's cute, I ship it.
Lloyd and Kumatora: OHH SHIT!!
Ninten: . . . Did I just hear that right?
Jeff: Well, damn.
Ana: I swear on Magicant Ninten, if you want to keep our relationship, you'll-
Ninten: I agree with you Claus, though it would be cuter with Ness instead of me.
Ana: Phew, WAIT A SECOND.
Paula: Why is this a big deal anyway?
Kumatora: Becaus it's Yaoi! Yaoi is god!
Jeff: Actually, that would be Giyg-
Ness, Paula, & Poo: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM!!!
Jeff: . . . Jesus Christ
Duster: Kumatora, why are you looking at Jeff like that, and what's in your hand?
Kumatora: A KNIFE!
Duster: No! Don't hurt Jeff!
Kumatora: Yaoi is god!
Jeff: *screams and runs*
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
