Dear fucking Journal,
IM HAPPY! Im not on fucking lock down anymore! Well...let me rephrase that in a moment.
Im still stuck on fucking extra Bounty Hunts.
Not that I mind much, I still get sacrifices.
Anyway, I hid a fish under Kisames pillow last night.
Don't ask me why I heard shrieks in the middle of the night.
Don't ask why everyone woke up and started getting into guarding stances
Dont ask me why Deidara exploded a hole in the wall at 2:30 AM
Don't ask me why Kakuzu kept glaring at me during this all
And don't ask me why I am again on lock down according to Kakuzu.
And don't ask me why I am writing in this journal and currently brainstorming Ideas for an apology letter.
I told kakuzu to leave me alone while I fucking brainstorm, and I think he laughed. I think he said something about me being STUPID.
HAHH, no. I'm smarter than Tobi, so..TAKE THAT.
Anyway, here is my letter so far.
Dear Fish face,
I am fucking not sorry that I opened the fridge, and grabbed one of your sibilngs that didn't get a proper funeral and was just shoved in a store. I am not sorry that I accidentally ripped the fishes tail off and hid it in the bathroom cabinet. And I am not sorry that you were uncomfortable sleeping with a fellow family member. Thats incest Kisame, shame on your fucking ass.
Its great so far, maybe Ill add a little about how he is going to pay for the damages instead of me, and pay for a new fish....
ill fuck with y'all later, bye cocksuckers.
-You're not sorry Jashinist, Hidan.
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y
