Entry 20

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Dear Jashin,

Another ATHEIST READ THIS AND WROTE IN IT!

Im fucking going to kill them all.

Actually scratch that plan

Ill kill MOST of them.

I'll sacrifice them to you Jashin!

Also, why the fuck does Kisame want Itachi to give me hell?

I practically am hell, *insert evil laugh*

Well apparently I was wrong with Kakuzu being a witch.

Kisame said so, and Kakuzu didn't even care the brooms were gone...

Oh there's Deidara.
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Fuck The stupid blonde

Well actually don't

But HE LAUGHED AT ME.

He fucking laughed when I told him my discovery.

He kept saying
"Sunburn PFFT"

Like who is he to laugh?!

Wait

MAYBE PUPPET DID FUCKING POISON US.

Well he poisoned me but that was a while ago.

I bet him and Kakuzu are plotting our demise, maybe they want us to be turned into tomatoes.

Or maybe just burn.

Fuck that

Fuck everyone

Not literally.

Anyways, I need to confront Kakuzu about this, then ill tell deidara bout it so he can confront the puppet.

I cant stop sneezing.

-A considerate Jashinist named Hidan.

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