Dear stupid fucking paper,
I think Kisame ate some type of viagra.
He and itachi are in the fucking bedroom 24/7
Me and Deidara the other day were chilling, till Kisame came out in boxers and nothing else to grab two waters.
Then he left.
This is disgusting, having a intimate relation like that in the Akatsuki.
Not like I fucking care, I only care about two things.
Jashin, and......
Thats none of your business.
Now here I am planning on putting some of Deidara's clay in Kisame's shower, and try to make Deidara set it off.
Or maybe I can curse Kisame and secretly hurt him.
Both sound good.
Oh fuck, the witch is coming
I need to leave before Kakuzu finds where I hid the brooms...
-A plotting Jashinist named Hidan
JE LEEST
Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictieFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y