Fives: Hey guys, what do you want to do today?
Tup: How about steal Dogma's cookies?
Rex: Really? Well, I could use some cookies after having to chase R2 around the entire ship because someone put a glitter bomb in him and made him malfunction.
Later
Tup: Hey, I found Dogma's stash of cookies!
Fives:Where are they?
Hardcase: Did someone say cookies?!
Rex: Oh no....
Tup: Uh oh. Someone's coming.
Dogma comes in
Dogma: What in the universe are you doing in my room?!?!?!?!?!
Tup: Uh...
Fives: Everyone get Dogma!
Dogma: Hey, I outrank you!
Tup, Fives, and Hardcase all jump onto Dogma
Dogma: Someone help me!!!!
Kix comes in
Kix: What is going on here?!?!
Someone's blaster malfunctions and hits Dogma with a stun bolt
Rex comes in
Rex: I said we could steal Dogma's cookies, not attack him!
Fives: Uh...that was an accident.
Kix: All of you come with me to the medbay NOW!
Tup: Aw...come on!
There is a soft crunching noise. Everyone except Dogma(who is still stunned) turns around and sees Hardcase eating all the cookies.
Hardcase: I love cookies!
Fives: Uh oh...
Hardcase finishes the cookies and runs out of the room, knocking Kix over.
Kix: Hey! Alright, all of you have to go catch Hardcase and bring him to the medbay as punishment!
Fives: Whaaaaaat?! That's a very bad idea!
Tup: Yeah, last time Hardcase had sugar, the people catching him somehow ended up stuck to the ceiling!
Dogma wakes up
Dogma: What the hell happened?!
Fives: Uh...Hardcase ate all of you cookies.
Dogma: ...
Kix: And they have to catch him now.
Dogma: And after that they are going to scrub the command center with toothbrushes!
Fives: Aw man...
Rex: Well, enjoy catching Hardcase, I have to go help General Skywalker with...uh...stuff.
Kix: Really?
Rex: I'm your captain. You don't give me orders.
Dogma: You're still cleaning the command center.
Rex: ...
Kix: Or I'll tell Ahsoka that you like her.
Rex: Fine!
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Clone Family
HumorFunny conversations and events between clones, Jedi, and other people.
