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When Alexios and Sophie first reunited.
Sophie, sobbing: I'm so sorry I was gone, but I am here now and we will make things right! Every time I fought a battle, you were there by my side. I can't even physically explain how close you are to me, my blood brother. Please, don't leave me.
Alexios, also sobbing: I was so convinced you were dead! It all happened so fast! But mark my words I will never let anyone break up our family again! You and I will forge a way for the new future, I'm so proud of you.
Literally, 6.5 pages later.
Sophie: ALEXIOS, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE!
Alexios: MAKE ME!
Sophie: YOU LITTLE BITCH I SWEAR I'M GONNA FREEZE YOUR ASS!
Alexios: HOE, I SWEAR-
Maria: *Taking a long sip from her tea after she stopped giving an f a long time ago*
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Sophie: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Ruy: Blondie.
Ruy: It's-
Ruy: FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING!
Sophie: So... you can't sleep huh?
Sophie: ...is it because of the blanket?
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Playing Capture the Flag.
Biana: Are you upset you didn't get to be on a team with Mansi?
Alvar: Have you ever played a game with Mansi?
Biana: No?
Alvar: Have you ever gotten into a steel cage with a wolverine?
Mansi, screaming at Alexios: FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS YOU HAUL ASS!
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Ruy, when he first met Sophie: Great some brat I have to deal with, Blondie, you mean nothing to me.
Ruy, now: I, Sophie's bitch-
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Sophie: Alrighty, no falling in love with me.
Ruy: *scoffing* That won't be a problem.
~A few chapters laterrr~
Ruy: There is a problem.
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Ruy: I need to get something off my chest-
Every single person in a 5-mile radius: *crossing fingers* please tell me it's your shirt.
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Sophie: So, Lilac, how was school?
Lilac: Some guy pushed me down.
Sophie: Did you push him back?
Lilac: No, he was bigger than me.
Sophie: Huh. Nour?
Nour, strapping on armor: I'm on it.
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Maria, realizing Sophie has a bounty out for her: Why would someone want to hurt Amalia?
Alexios, food in his mouth: Maybe they met her.
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"A peaceful walk through the woods really relaxes me. The fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant." -Nour Dawound, probably.
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