The First and The Last

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"Okay, so, my friend Alexa just sent me this next video and said that it would be good for this, so here it is," Alex said, making the large group look towards the screen.

[Music is playing, Mr. Mosby is seen walking through the lobby, talking to workers and guests. People are complimenting Carey Martin on her singing, as she walks through the lobby.] 

Cute Guy: Great show. 

Carey: Thank you- hey, cute guy! Thrid table from the left! My left, not your left. Uh, hi. 

Cheryl: Desperate much... 

Cute Guy: Hi. 

[The elevator dings and the twins pop out of the large crowd.] 

Zack: Gangway! Coming through! Watch out! 

Carey: Zack, what are you doing? 

Zack: Winning! 

Cody: Hi Mom! 

Carey: Cody! Stop, right now! [Turns to the cute guy she was talking to] I hope you don't mind, I have kids- hello? 

Zack: Look out! Look out, I can't stop! 

Mosbey: What is going on here? If it's not one thing it's- MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 

My friend Alexa: *pops in* *singing/screaming* JUST KILLED A MAN [ @Nerdlike3001 ]

Alex: *also singing/screaming* PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD

Both: PULLED MY TRIGGER MOW HE'S DEAD

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOwOOOOO

Alexa leaves and Alex acts like she didn't just murder her throat doing that. 

[Another guest trips and falls on him. The vase falls and he catches it.] 

Carey: Mr. Mosbey, are you okay? 

Mosbey: Here at the Tipton it's the guest that matters, not the manager. 

Carey: Look what you guys did. You broke Mr. Mosbey! You are so grounded. 

Zack: When you say grounded, does that include the pool and the gym- 

Carey: Our room. On the 23rd floor. Mr. Mosbey, I'm sorry, you won't see them down here for a long, long time. 'Till they go to college. 

Jughead: Well that hasn't happened yet.

Moseby: Or prison. 

Jughead: But that has.

Carey: Guys! Just once, would it kill you to behave? 

[The twins start to pretend to die.] 

[Time Change] 

London: I can't believe Daddy wants to fire me! 

Moseby: London, calm down. You don't work, you never did work, you never have to work. 

London: Oh! Yay me! So what are we all worried about? 

Moseby: Mr. Tipton, you're looking great, love the new bodyguard, very slimming. 

London: I love you, Daddy! Air hug! 

Arwin: Hey, Mr. Tipton. Guy hug? [Insert weird Arwin noises here] Or not. 

Maddie: Candy bar, Sir? It's got nougat! 

Carey: Please don't fire me, sir. I'm a single mother who's trying to raise to growing wildebe-b-boys. 

[Crowd makes a shot ton of noise] 

Tipton: Back off! I hate being crowded. 

Moseby: Move back, move back, he doesn't want to be crowd-oh! 

[Moseby backs into a table, knocking over and breaking the vase on top.] 

Muriel: I'm not cleaning that up. (tbh mood 24/7) 

Tipton: Muriel, you're fired. 

Mosbey: Oh, oh, but sir- 

Carey: Oh, Muriel, we'll miss you so much! 

Mosbey: But she doesn't even work he-oooh. 

Muriel: Don't you remember, butterhead? I retired two years ago. 

Maddie: Then what are you doing here? 

Cody: That was the plan we were trying to tell you guys about. 

Zack: While mom was cleaning cake off of Arwin, we called Muriel. 

Cody: We figured, if somebody should get fired, it shouldn't be someone who worked here.

Betty: That's smart, Juggie. 

Jughead: Thanks, Betty.

Betty snuggles into Jughead's chest. Agnes looks offended until a glare from Veronica puts her in her place. 

Carey: Oh, my brilliant boys! 

Muriel: Celebrate on your own time! Where's my 20 bucks? 

Mosbey: Oh, allow me, young wildebeests. Oh, you have change for a hundred? 

Muriel: No. [walks to door] TAXI!!! 

[END OF VIDEO]

"Okay, onto the next one!" Alex said.


A/N 

Hey, y'all! 

Sorry it's been so long. I haven't really had any ideas for where this is going. That's why there's really no commenting on this video. Well,

See you in the next one!

~Alex

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