luke:
can we have a code word?
max🖤:
i-
luke:
what about platypus
max🖤:
are you watching phineas & ferb
luke:
yes but that's not the point
max🖤:
i thought you were doing laundry
luke:
i got distracted
max🖤:
,,,,
luke:
anyway can our code word be platypus
max🖤:
how would you use that in a sentence tho?
luke:
i mean i'm known for having a short attention span and saying stupid things at random
so i could just drop a random platypus fact in the middle of a conversation
max🖤:
true
do you know any platypus facts tho
luke:
i could learn
i'll research them while i'm doing the rest of the laundry
max🖤:
you're so cute
luke:
UwU
max🖤:
that makes me so uncomfortable
luke:
UwU
max🖤:
nO
luke:
UwU
max🖤:
it wouldn't be as bad if you just,,didn't capitalize the u's
luke:
UwU
max🖤:
bYE
[10 new messages from dean winchester's fucktoys 🤡✌️]
ashton:
NONONONONO WHO EVEN LIKES HIM
doctor atlas:
I DO
ashton:
NO?????
luke:
what.... is happening
michael:
ATLAS LIKES SAM WINCHESTER
luke:
okay??
ashton:
HES WRONG
luke:
but.... sam🥺
michael:
NOT YOU TOO
MAX PLEASE TELL ME AT LEAST YOU DONT LIKE HIM
max🖤:
......
michael:
NO
calum my bf <3:
he's not.... that bad
luke:
i leave for five minutes and all hell breaks loose oh my god
michael:
he didn't even /LOOK FOR DEAN/ AFTER DEAN WENT TO /PURGATORY/
doctor atlas:
OKAY BUT DEANCAS IN PURGAYTORY FOR A YEAR WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF SAM WOULDVE GOTTEN DEAN OUT NOW WOULD IT
DEANCAS STANS SAY THANK YOU SAM <3
michael:
i am literally going to punch you in the face tomorrow
i am literally going to do it
ashton:
you know i'm a district attorney right
FOURTEEN;
Start from the beginning
