Okay, so I got into an argument with my friend about ASOUE ships. Okay, here we go.
KLAUDORA
Okay, this is OTP. They deserve each other. You can see the look on them whenever they talk to each other.
KLIONA
Fiona is a good person, but she totally abandoned the Baudelaires. Even Violet didn't like her.
Dont get me wrong, I like Fiona, but she just walked out on them to join her brother.
DUNCLET
OTP! He went out of his way just to carve V.B. + D.Q. on the red herring. He didn't care that Isadora was watching him and probably making fun of him. Violet was the only thing on his mind.
Plus, Violet likes him, too! Did you see get face in Austere Academy? That is a crush face!
QUIGLET
Quigley is a player. I get it, he didnt know a out Dunclet, but still! When they made out on the waterfall, Violet let him! She could've at least asked him to stop, but no!
Besides, she only likes Quigley because he looks like Duncan. And who did she just get separated from? Duncan.
She mistook Quigley for Duncan until it was too late.
VIOLAUS (or whatever the ship name is)
GROSS! They are SIBLINGS. That's incest. It's basically like you marrying your brother or sister. See? Disgusting.
SUNNALD (or whatever the name is)
Um, where do I begin? He is a grown man and she is still a toddler. They're about 20 years apart. Here, go marry your teacher. That's basically what the shippers think.
Even if she's 18, it's still gross. Bu then, he'd be in his 40s or 50s. Legal, but gross.
COUNT BAUDELAIRE (or whatever the name is)
Um, Violet obviously has no feelings towards him whatsoever. If she rejected him in the Bad Beginning, she will sure reject him in The End.
Okay, just needed to let that out.
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