Because you all love Veronica so much and because I have some time AND writer's block, I have made this whole chapter in Veronica's perspective. There's a fun little diary bit at some point :) enjoy ❤️
2:30 am
Wholesome Whores
[Veronica 🔥]: yo guys
[Toni ⭐️]: wHaT
[Kevin 🍵]: wtf are you doing awake it's like 200 hours into the night
[Veronica 🔥]: if you eat and you touch food to your teeth which are bines, doesn't that mean you can get a cavity if you rub food against your tibia?
[Toni ⭐️]: WHAT THE FUCK-
[Kevin 🍵]: you are stupidity
[Toni ⭐️]: I'm deadass gonna cut my leg open just to test it now
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Veronica's POV
I was strolling across the sidewalk when I saw a very familiar car slowly driving by. I decided to jump on top of the windshield while it was moving, and boy what a hilarious scare.
"VERONICA WHAT THE FUCK" yelled Toni. She got out of the car and pushed me off. "Owie..." I said as I stretched and shook the dirt off my hands.
"You're crazy" she said. I laughed and I said "Give me a ride?" She nodded and I got in the passenger seat. I had no idea where we were driving and I said "Going to buy a new strap for Cheryl?"
Her face looked so uncomfortable and I loved it when she was uncomfortable because it makes me laugh all the time. "Going to get lunch for Cheryl" she said as she pulled up in the Pops parking lot.
"Fine then. I will babysit your chameleon" I said. "What the fuck do you mean he's not in the-"
"Veronica did you break into my house and steal Herbert?" asked Toni. I covered the chameleon that was now walking on my head and said "No."
"This is an Antarctica chameleon. Duh" I said as I let the chameleon climb on my hand.
She sighed and said "There are no chameleons in Antarctica" as she gently took Herbert off my hand.
"FINE I AM WALKING HOME" i yelled as I started walking. I slickly stole Herbert from Toni's head and walked.
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Wholesome Whores
[Toni ⭐️]: Cheryl I found Herbert
[Cheryl 🍒]: THANK GOD I WAS SOBBING
[Toni ⭐️]: Yeah... Veronica stole him
[Cheryl 🍒]: you stole my son?
[Veronica 🔥]: of course not I hired someone to do it silly goose
[Cheryl 🍒]: Im gonna gut you when we get back to school
[Veronica 🔥]: ooo daddy Cheryl makes an entrance
[Toni ⭐️]: and daddy Veronica makes an exit so GOODBYE
[Veronica 🔥]: you know what Antoinette
