Chapter 30 💙

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School Sucks And So Do We

[Veronica 🔥]: SHE HAS DONE IT

[Veronica 🔥]: ANTOINETTE HAS BROUGHT CHERYL HOME

[Veronica 🔥]: NOW GO BUY HER A RING AND MARRY EACH OTHER ALREADY

[Toni ⭐️]: I'm broke Veronica

[Veronica 🔥]: Take her on a date then

[Toni ⭐️]: Like I said, I'm broke

[Veronica 🔥]: you have a trailer

[Toni ⭐️]: bold of you to assume I pay for it

[Jughead 🐍]: paying the electricity bill for someone who's afraid of the dark is a pain in the ass

[Betty 💕]: HAHA YOUR SCARED OF THE DARK THATS PATHETIC

[Toni ⭐️]: HAHA YOU'VE BEEN LIVING ON FUCKING ELM STREET AND BEEN GOING TO A GREAT SCHOOL AND STILL DON'T KNOW WHEN TO USE 'YOUR' OR APOSTROPHES THAT'S PATHETIC

[Kevin 🍵]: Touché Toni

[Cheryl 🍒]: Can you guys stop texting I'm trying to sleep

[Veronica 🔥]: CHERYLLLL YOU ARE AWAKEEEEE

[Kevin 🍵]: *betty leaves that chat because cousin Betty be like that*

[Veronica 🔥]: hAsHtAg sHiTtY cOuSiN tInGz

[Jughead 🐍]: hey at least my dad isn't shitty

[Veronica 🔥]: my dad may be described as shitty the adjective, but at least he's not shit the noun

[Toni ⭐️]: boom. roasted.
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Choni Stans

[Veronica 🔥]: how are my favorite cuties

[Toni ⭐️]: you'll never know

[Veronica 🔥]: listen up TONY with an I, I will cut inside your mouth all over your gums so that your jaw is exposed, bash a sledgehammer so you swallow all your teeth, take your jawbone out, kill a chicken, rOaSt it, super glue it into your bones and serve it to you on your FUCKING deathbed if you don't give me my hourly Choni content that I paid a yearly subscription for.

[Kevin 🍵]: i think we should've just left Veronica at the SOQM

[Toni ⭐️]: I agree

[Veronica 🔥]: Well since you're being annoying I'm calling you Tony from now on

[Toni ⭐️]: well I'm calling you Aloe Veronica cuz it sounds like FUCKING ALOE VERA

[Kevin 🍵]: settle down queen of the Choni ship and peasant of the Choni world

[Veronica 🔥]: you know what Kevin

[Kevin 🍵]: oh god

[Veronica 🔥]: actually I'm feeling nice today

[Toni ⭐️]: you fucking whore

[Cheryl 🍒]: someone said my name?

[Toni ⭐️]: I didn't

[Cheryl 🍒]: it was a joke.

[Toni ⭐️]: I'm so confused

[Kevin 🍵]: your stupidity amazes me

[Toni ⭐️]: I'm calling you KevOUT instead of KevIN you bitch

[Kevin 🍵]: I'm calling YOU Tiny with an O

[Toni ⭐️]: FUCK OFF

[Cheryl 🍒]: even tho you're only texting I can hear all of you screaming and it's giving me a headache

[Veronica 🔥]: lol wut

[Veronica 🔥]: I'm sorryyyyy 🥺

[Cheryl 🍒]: apology accepted

[Kevin 🍵]: soOoOoO

[Kevin 🍵]: when the first date gonna beeee

[Toni ⭐️]: Cheryl 🙃

[Cheryl 🍒]: Toni 🙃

[Toni ⭐️]: will you go out on a date with me when you're better 🥺

[Cheryl 🍒]: of course 💙

As much as it pains me to say, I'm going to end this book at chapter 40 because I have been wanting to start a new book for a while. However, I will make these last 10 chapters AT LEAST 1200 words ❤️ i promise the next book will hopefully be awesome as this one, and it just might be the sequel to this one 🙃🙃🙃

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