Iz: Alec, I know we talked yesterday, but I still think that maybe you and Magnus should think this through...
Alec: Izzy, I told you to leave it. Please.
Iz: Okay, okayyy, fine!
Iz: What are you doing tonight? Jace just texted that he wants to go to this party where that redhaired receptionist is going.
Alec: Oh no.
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The Lightwood/Herondale Power (groupchat)
Dumbass: Guys, pleaaaaaase, I really need to go to this party
ThatBitch: Why, so you could make out with that girl, what was her name? You won't remember after tonight anyways
Dumbass: Her name is Clary. Iz, you are such a bitch
SaltyandSassy: Jace. Shut your mouth when your talking to our sister (yes I know how controversial that sounds). And anyways, I have no desire to go to this party
ThatBitch: Thanks, boo, but my nickname is actually 'Bitch' here so its fine. Jace can suck it, I'm owning it.
Dumbass: You two are terrible wingmen
ThatBitch: I'm a girl.
Dumbass: so?
SaltyandSassy: Guys. I am not going. I have things to do.
Dumbass: like Magnus?
ThatBitch: ooof
SaltyandSassy: don't make me kick ur ass Jace. You can fuck all the way off
ThatBitch: ooh, touchy subject. But I actually wanna go bro, pleaaaaase, for me?
SaltyandSassy: Izzy, no.
Dumbass: wanker
SaltyandSassy: Jace I'm warning u
ThatBitch: Guys cut this out! Alec come on, we haven't hung out in a while, please? xxx
SaltyandSassy: fine.
ThatBitch: Yaaassssssss gurl
Dumbass: I LOVE U ALEC MARRY ME
SaltyandSassy: u r both so fuckin weird.
Dumbass: u love us
ThatBitch: what the fuck am i going to wear????
ThatBitch: ALEC what will u be wearing??? I have to come help u pick clothes
SaltyandSassy: No need Iz. Please don't make this a drama
ThatBitch: already on the subway
Dumbass: outside the Penthouse at 8. Don't be late
ThatBitch: ooo the Penthouse, love that place they got goodd music
Dumbass: and Clary. They got Clary
ThatBitch: what is up with u and this chick
Dumbass: we may have gone on a date
SaltyandSassy: no!
Dumbass: or a couple
SaltyandSassy: NO! SERSLY? WHO ARE U AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JACE
ThatBitch: Im-
ThatBitch: Jace wtf
ThatBitch: Alec, I'm there in 5
SaltyandSassy: Yeayeah whatevs, JACE WTF??
Dumbass: get off my case will you i already regret telling you two
ThatBitch: we're your siblings. ur world. Ur LIGHT and LIFE. U have to tell us these things
Dumbass: why are u so dramatic?
SaltyandSassy: Light and life?
ThatBitch: because I can. Now stfu
ThatBitch: meet u at 8
***
You changed the nickname for 'Magnus Bane' to 'Magnus'
Magnus: ah, very cute nickname.
Tall, dark and handsome: sorry, I just wanted it to be...less formal. But I don't have a good nickname for you yet
Magnus: That's okay, I was only teasing. :)
Magnus: Sooo....what you up to anyway?
Tall, dark and handsome: Um, Jace is making us go to this club...Me and Izzy. Jace wants to meet up with some chick he met that day when we were picking suits.
Magnus: Oh...well, that's...nice. have fun :)x
Tall, dark and handsome: you don't seem too sure about that
Magnus: And why wouldn't I be?
Tall, dark and handsome: I don't know. :)
Magnus: oh btw when is that gala of yours? When will you be in that gorgeous suit so you can send me a pic
Tall, dark and handsome: What makes you think I'd send you a pic? ;) But it's tmrw. Which actually reminds me
Magnus: *offended* Yes?
Tall, dark and handsome: I am allowed to bring someone. And I would have brought Iz, but...I was just thinking. If ur not busy. Maybe you'd want to come? I mean, i get pretty nervous and you calm me down...and that way there's no need for a pic :)
Magnus: hmm
Tall, dark and handsome: Magnus?
Magnus: It's just...isn't this like a relationship thing to do?
Tall, dark and handsome: ....
Magnus: I mean, not that I wouldn't want to, it's not that. Just, Alexander, you yourself said let's not make this complicated.
Tall, dark and handsome: I never used those words. But I just thought
Tall, dark and handsome: never mind
Magnus: Alexander, don't be like that. I want to go, only if you really do. I would love that.
Magnus: Alexander?
Magnus: Please tell me you are not insulted by this? Are you acting up? Cause this is extremely annoying
Tall, dark and handsome: Oh, I'm sorry for being so annoying. I guess I'll leave you be then. Bye.
Magnus: Really? That's how you're gonna do this?
Magnus: Alexander.
Magnus: for fucks sake. Fine. Just be careful and get home safe. I care about you. x
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