The Emo Trinity

MERRY CRISIS

HELLO FELLOW GEN-Zs, MERRY POOPMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYZ

A FEW THINGS BEFORE I GET INTO TODAYS MEMES

I WAS OPENING GIFTS AND I GOT 3 HARRY POTTER WANDS BUT THEY WERE LIKE A MYSTERY THING AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHOSE WAND YOUR GONNA GET

THE OPTIONS FOR THE WANDS YOU COULD GET WERE QUITE SLIM LIKE YOU COULD JUST GET HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, AND VOLDEMORT AND A RANDOM DEATH EATER WAND

AND I OPENED THE FIRST WAND AND IT WAS VOLDEMORT AND MY SISTER WAS LIKE HA YOU GOT VOLDEMORTS WAND THAT MEANS YOURE EVIL

AND I OPENED THE OTHER ONE AND I GOT VOLDEMORTS WAND AGAIN AND MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS JUST LIKE OK IF YOU GET VOLDEMORTS WAND AGAIN OR A DEATH EATER WAND THIS CONFIRMS YOURE EVIL

AND I OPENED THE OTHER ONE

And I didn't get voldemorts wand again

I GOT A DEATH EATER WAND

(which looks fucking WICKED by the way)

LOOK AT THIS BEAST IT HAS
S P I K E S

LITERALLY WHEN I OPENED IT MY SISTER IMMEDIATELY SAID "Dude imagine shoving that thing up your ass"

ALSO I GOT SO MANY WORM ON A STRINGS

I'M TRULY HAPPY NOW

I GOT 3 BAGS AND THERE'S AT LEAST 100 IN EACH BAG SO-

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ILL DO WITH ALL MY WORM CHILDREN

TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH MY WORM CHILDREN

AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADEU, MEMES