Well actually yesterday was my birthday but wHATEVER MY BIRTHDAYS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER
IT WAS KINDA DEPRESSING BECAUSE MY PARENTS FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY
FOR LIKE THE 3RD OR MAYBE 4TH TIME (nO JOKE)
AND ONLY ONE PERSON REMEMBERED IT WHICH WAS ONE OF MY FRIENDS BUT I DIDN'T EVEN SPEND THE DAY WITH HER OR SEE HER AT ALL
I ALSO HAD NO CAKE SO I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF ZEBRA CAKES INSTEAD
BUT I DID CONVINCE MY PARENTS AFTER HOURS OF BEGGING TO TAKE ME TO SCENE 75 AND I HAD A BLAsT AND GOT AN ALIEN PLUSHIE AND I NAMED HIM TOM.
ANYWAY I GATHERED UP THE FEW MEMeS I HAVE (mostly panic! memes) AND I WILL FEED THEM TO YOU BECAUSE EVEN THO IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T GET ANY GIFTS EXCEPT FOR THE GIFT OF DEPRESSION AND DISSAPOINTMENT, I WILL GIVE YOU GIFTS BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO NOW AND YOURE GETTING SOME FUCKING GIFTS
IDC IF ITS NOT TODAY OR NOT IN SEPTEMBER AT ALL ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WHEN I SAY IT IS AND ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHILDREN
ITS SUCH A COINCIDENCE YOU WERE ALL BORN ON THE SAME DAY AS EACHOTHER AND ALSO ME LOL HAHAHA
ANyWAy, memEs:
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