1. Nekomi is dating States, but she walks in on him diddling her brother.
2. France is busy and Ireland wants to go on a date with her, so she makes Martinique do it. Martinique is so painfully awkward but Ireland just finds it so cute how this country who is obviously wearing a wig and using the worst french accent he ever heard is genuinely interested in him.
3. States completely forgot about his territories for a while and decides to visit them. Puerto Rico and Guam keep trying to kill him, Northern Marina Islands and Virgin Islands are being forgotten, and American Samoa is just trying to keep everyone calm but is slowly losing it.
4. Antarctica is melting and angry, so when the countries are going to a meeting and all getting dates to walk down a red carpet thingy Antarctica wears her most revealing dress and forces China to walk down the aisle with her. Then she feels bad because whenever China opens his mouth smoke comes out.
5. Britain just wants a wife and France doesn't want a man in her life. So she makes Guadeloupe, Martinique, Wallis and Futuna, Saint Barthélemy, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Réunion, New Caledonia, Mayotte, and Saint Martin pretend to be her at the same time. Britain, who is actually Wales, England, Scottland, and Northern Ireland rotating a suit all come out and France has to explain to them what's happening while Northern Ireland flirts with all the other French-flag looking countries.
6. Isle of Man can't stop screaming.
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COUNTRYHUMANS ONESHOTS (COMPLETED)
Fanfictionim trash and this is shit eyyyyyyyyy I'm shroom and here are my oneshots! most of them are written late at night when my brain isn't working properly, but that's ok
