michael:
you need to talk to him
luke:
did you miss the part where i said i have to get over it
michael:
no
i just think it's bullshit
you need to tell him how you feel
luke:
thanks but i'm not really looking to be a homewrecker
michael:
isn't that exactly what his friend did tho
calum:
!!!!!!!!!!
luke:
no
michael:
then what happened
luke:
he loved him
calum:
jesus christ luke
are you sure your iq is 137 because you are an idiot
michael:
you have a right to not be fine
and you have every right to be pissed and heartbroken
luke:
i'm too busy for that
ashton:
luke please get the fuck out of your head and text max, for the love of god
calum:
ASH
ashton:
hi
calum:
ARE YOU OKAY???
ashton:
yeh
michael:
no
ashton:
yeh
calum:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ashton:
my bedroom
calum:
???????
what have you been doing???
michael:
masturbating. god, cal
ashton:
oh
calum:
kdjfgdfblirghncnrsnonoooo
ashton:
i just needed to breathe for a bit
i seriously am okay
or, i'm better than i was
calum:
good
you being that upset made me rly sad
michael:
awhhh cally has a crush
calum:
asshole
ashton:
😬
calum:
imnotgay
(im just kidding harry styles ahaha harry im just kidding)
ashton:
oh.... my god
calum:
not that there's anythign wrong with being gay that's not what i'm saying
i'm just not
and i'm rly awkward so
ashton:
i am
calum:
what
michael:
gay or awkward
ashton:
yeah
calum:
okay if your point was that you have a chance with harry styles fuck off he's been mine since 2010
ashton:
oh my god
louis was always my favorite anyway
michael:
i am so incredibly fucking disappointed in both of you
calum:
HAVE YOU LISTENED TO FINE LINE??
michael:
no
calum:
FUCK OFF MICHAEL
ashton:
you're so aggressive
you remind me of awsten
calum:
LMAO WHENEVER WE HANG OUT GEOFF GETS STRESSED BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH CHAOTIC ENERGY FOR HIM TO HANDLE
ashton:
oh my god
michael:
wait what's fine line
calum:
?!>!>!?!!!???.?<!/>!?>!?>!1,/.1/.1/.!?.1
HARRY'S NEW ALBUM???>!>>?>>././1./1.
ashton:
LISTEN TO IT
NOW
DO IT NOW
RIGHT NOW
michael:
ughhhhhh
no
calum:
PLEASE MIKEY FOR ME PLEASE ITS SO GOOD
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MIKEY
ashton:
do you realize how sexual that sounds out of context
calum:
yeah
ashton:
good, was just wondering
michael:
fuck
i hate you
fine
calum:
YAYYYYYYYYY
hey wait where did luke go
luke:
luke is here
ashton:
hi luke
luke:
hi ashton
guess what luke did
ashton:
what did luke did
calum:
yeah what'd you do
luke:
luke did a bad thing :)
michael:
what bad thing
luke:
bad thing :)
b a d t h i n g :))
very not good so bad thing :)
calum:
it can't be that bad
luke:
itextedmax
michael:
that's not a bad thing???????????
luke:
it is
i'm gonna go light myself on fire now
calum:
did he reply??
luke:
no
NOFFUBV JCHE JUSTTDOD
NONONONOPNSIOHFIFS
FUCKFUCKFUCJKCNBONONONPONOPN
OH GOD OH GOD OG GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH OGPDO NDONSON
FUCK IM HYPERVENTIUALTING HOLY GHSIT
ashton:
CALM DOWN IT'S GONNA BE OKAY
luke:
NONONONONON
I HAVE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY GOODBYE
calum:
???????????
michael:
keep us updated ig?
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