Amnesia

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SOME ADULT HUMOR HERE!
[Third Person Pov]
Steven stared at Painite with complete disbelief.
Steven: (I thought he'd would want to kill me)
Spinel went over to Painite.
Spinel: Hi!
Painite: ...Hey...do you my need help with something?
Spinel: No, I just wanted to know if you wanted to play with me and my best friend.
Painite: ...I-I guess?
Spinel: Yay!
Spinel saw the others.
Spinel: Oh look, more gems!
Painite: [Sarcastic] Did you also notice that the floor here is made out floor?
Spinel: I'm gonna go ask them to play.
Steven: Wait, you two seriously don't remember?
Painite and Spinel looked at each other, then back to Steven.
Painite+Spinel: Remember what?

~~~At the Injector

Everyone stared at the drill.
Spinel: Wow-wee! That thing sure is big!
Painite: That's what she said *pft*.
Spinel: You wanna climb it or something?
Painite: I can fall from that height and be fine, what about you?
Steven: Wait wait, are you serious right now? What about all that stuff you said about my human half not standing a chance against your injector?
Spinel scratched her head.
Spinel: I say what now?
Steven: ...You...gah!
He turned to Painite.
Steven: What about you? You were the crazy one, calling me weak and speaking with that creepy voice.
Painite put his finger on his chin.
Painite: Hmmmmmmmmmm. *inhale* I have absolutely no idea what your talking about.
Steven stared at them in disbelief.
Steven: ...You two really don't remember huh?
Lion came next to Steven.
Steven: What about you Lion, cam you make sense of this?
Lion: *soft roar*
Steven: Ugh, you're no help either!
Steven took out Spinel's scythe.
Steven: At least I can store this thing in your mane.
Steven tried to put the scythe in Lion's mane but it just fell.
Steven: What?! I can't store things in Lion's mane now?! That's like the easiest thing I do!
Painite: That's just sad.
Steven picked up the scythe and looked at the injector.
Steven: What do I do? I have to friends to help me expect...
He looked at Little Homeworld.
Steven: Bismuth, Lapis and Peridot! Come on guys!
He pocketed the scythe.
Steven: Let's go figure out how to fix this!
Steven ran as Spinel followed behind giggling.
Painite: You do realize that no one is following you two right?
Steven: Wait what?
Steven turned around to see that Painite was telling the truth, no one was following them.
Steven: G-guys?
Pearl: My Um Greg, allow me.
Pearl pulled an umbrella out her gem and held it over Greg. Amethyst shape shifted into Greg, causing Pearl to try and decided who to hold the umbrella for, constantly holding the umbrella over both.
Steven: Ruby? Sapphire?
Ruby: She's not going anywhere with you!
Sapphire: I do see us following him to the countryside.
Ruby: Oh...never mind! We're going!
Painite: Guess I'll come to advance the plot.
Painite, Ruby, and Sapphire went to Steven's side, leaving just Pearl, Greg and Amethyst, who has shape shifted into Pearl copying her.
Greg: Wait! Don't leave me with these two!
Steven: Just keep an eye on them. I'll be back.
The five of them set off to Little Homeworld.

~~~At Little Homeworld

Peridot looked through a telescope.
Peridot: She in rode on that?
Steven: Yeah, she said my human half wouldn't stand a chance against her injector.
Bismuth splits off from the group to think, accidentally overstepping her boundaries and coming a little too close to Sapphire, enough to trigger a growling Ruby.
Lapis: What does the mean?
Peridot: Why don't we just ask her?
Steven: Well here's the thing-
Steven felt a poke on his shoulder, and then his other.
Steven: Hmm? What? Where she-
Spinel came from behind Steven and wrapped her arms around him.
Spinel: Surprise! *giggling*
Steven: *sigh* Here she is, my new best friend Spinel.
Spinel bows dramatically and spoke in a faux-posh accent.
Spinel: A pleasure to meet you all.
Bismuth: I thought you said she was trying to kill you.
Lapis: Wow, quick turn around.
Peridot: No kidding. It me months to stop trying to kill Steven.
Bismuth: I say it took me a day, day and a half?
Lapis: I'm still on the fence.
They all share a laugh.
*crack* *crack*
Peridot: What was that?
They all turned to see Painite. He walked close to Sapphire causing Ruby to growl at him. Painite let out a deeper growl, causing Ruby to jump a bit.
Ruby: Eep!
Painite: Hehe, clod.
Bismuth: Who's this?
Steven: Oh yeah, he was with Spinel, and was...less than stable.
Lapis: Wait, he?
Steven: Uhh...yeah?
Peridot: A male gem?
Bismuth: There hasn't been a male gem sense...he might be the first.
Steven: I think his name is Painite.
Peridot: He's a male, and the rarest gem?! Wow.
Lapis: You said he was with her?
Steven: Yeah, he was helping her and kissing her. He held us in place with a chain while she hit us with that scythe. And he spoke with a weird creepy voice.
Peridot: Ah yes! A Painite is capable of changing their voice, whether it be to a different tone, or to sound like someone.
Steven: Really? That explains that I guess.
Painite: (Get on with the plot already.)
Peridot: Alright, let's she that thing she hit you with.
Steven: Uhh, right.
Steven took out the scythe and handed it to Peridot, who inspected in least safe ways possible.
Peridot: Woah. Was there, like, a laser or-
Bismuth snatches the weapon away.
Bismuth: Be careful with that! It's a rejuvenator.
She reluctantly turned it on.
Bismuth: Homeworld used these on gems who stepped out of line. One hit with this...
Bismuth turned it off and looked at Ruby and Sapphire sadly.
Bismuth: Your back to how they made you.
Ruby took a defensive stance in front of Sapphire.
Ruby: What are you looking at?
Peridot: Oh my stars I touched it! I could've lost all my character development!
Painite: (Did she break the fourth wall or is that how she talks?)
Peridot: Wait, how did you survive getting hit by that thing Steven?
Steven got a look of realization on his face.
Steven: I-I think I didn't. My human half kept me from poofing, but...but my Gem half...it took the hit. She sent me back. It's like I'm a kid again. I can barely control my powers. How do we reverse this? Oh no. Do I need to get the Diamonds?
Bismuth handed the rejuvenator back to Steven.
Lapis: You're the one with healing powers. if anyone can fix this, it's you.
Steven: I can't believe this. For the first time in years, everyone's in danger. Everybody needs me, and I'm useless. Bismuth, what do we do?
Bismuth: In sorry Steven. *sigh* I don't know....
Steven looked at Sapphire and Ruby, and started to tear up.
Steven: Garnet would know what to do...Garnet always knows what to do.
Spinel wrapped her arm around Steven.
Spinel: Hey! Don't be sad. You're new best friend. You're new best friend! Your new best friend!!
Spinel wrapped her body around Steven multiple times.
Spinel: YOU'RE NEW BEST FRIEND SPINEL IS HERE!!!!!!!!!
Spinel cartwheeled around Steven multiple times, ending it off with her signature handstand.
Painite: ...*pft* Hahahahaha! That's, heh, that's adorable.
Steven just stared at Ruby and Sapphire.

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