stan
' oh god...don't throw up stan...wait is she...oh jesus she is his sister..'
' you know what? fuck it i'm gonna try anyway. '
' now just walk up to her and say hey sexy can i get your--' *barfs*
kyle
' what was that noise? is there a kitten in here? '
' woah that's not a kitten '
' oh she's so beautiful...there's no way she'd go after a loser like me '
kenny
' look at that asssss '
' imagine those lips on my... '
' SHE'S ON HER KNEES DON'T SAY ANYTHING DIRTY DON'T--- TOO LATE '
cartman
' goddammit i hate when mom makes me play with girls they have cooties '
' she likes clyde frog ? i guess she's not too bad '
' NO GIRL THAT'S MY POT PIE '
craig
' never seen a lion so hot before '
' i wonder if she'd be that put together against a wall with me... '
' i hope stripe likes her '
clyde
' wait do i really sound that girly when i cry '
' oh that's not me it's a girl...a really pretty girl '
' no way she's too pretty to cry '
tweek
' gah! a pretty girl! i can't...too much pressure! don't fuck this up tweek! '
' gah! she probably thinks i'm an idiot goddammit! '
' you know what...gah! maybe i don't got this! '
token
' wow is that them? (y/n) from (y/band/n)? '
' holy shit it is! no way they're going to slaughter us! '
' but they are really cute. '
damien
' i swear to all things unholy if this is another one of father's servants he wants me to sleep with i'll - '
' oh she's delightful...and so sweet smelling '
' maybe this won't be too bad after all '
butters
' oh sweet jesus she's too pretty. there's no way she'll like me! '
' oh dear she's so nice and funny '
' wow this girl's an angel '
chris
' an angel...zat is what zis creature is. an angel sent from zat fucker god '
' what a beautiful specimen '
' i'd tap zat '
a/n
wow i'm sorry this sucks it's been so long since i've written and i'm already making trash. i hope to write some more soon. and sorry for all the 'she's' and girl povs but i write this aimed for females and when i went back to fix it kept messing me up!!
