Stan
drank apple juice and pretended it was alcohol. then proceeded to act drunk.
Kyle
has gotten perfect scores on three of her final exams.
Kenny
zoomed in on dick grayson's name so all you saw was dick.
Cartman
has eaten five plates of spaghetti and meatballs.
Craig
got on my bed after my other sister took my blanket from her and told me "this hoe stole my blanket".
Clyde
held in a fart until exactly 12 am on new year's eve so the first thing she did that year was fart.
Tweek
refused to wake me up because she was scared i'd slap her.
Token
has memorized the whole high school musical soundtrack.
Damien
after calling her flatchested she literally told me "hey i got baby boobs okay?"
Butters
while playing monopoly i said "yeah well you don't have shit" and my sweet, innocent sister says "i'll soon have shit" without realizing it.
