Stan
"wanna go on an ate? i'll give you the D later."
Kyle
"i'll treat you like my homework: slam you on the table and do you all night long."
Kenny
"do you like mountain dew? cause i'd like to mount and do you."
Cartman
"girl are you a pot of dirt? cause i wanna plant my seed in you."
Craig
"roses are red. the grass is green. now spread your legs and show me what's in between."
Clyde
"if i was a squirrel would you help me bust a nut?"
Tweek
"is that a mirror in your back pocket? because i can see myself in your pants."
Token
"girl do you have a shovel in your back pocket? cause i'm digging that ass."
Damien
"i'm like a fireman. i find 'em hot and leave 'em wet."
Butters
"hey um...(y/n)?"
"yeah butters?"
"i hope you like alphabet soup cause uh...b-because you're gonna be choking on the D."
"did kenny tell you to say that?"
"yeah..."
Comment your least favorite south park character 💪
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hm...mine is probably heidi...
