Stan
tried to be cool and stole my uncle's beer. then continued to drink it during a 4th of july party.
Kyle
stayed up until 4 am reading fanfiction
Kenny
flashed a stranger my bra on omegle then immediately disconnected afterwards
Cartman
has eaten four hamburgers in one sitting
Craig
memorized and sang all of the songs from the lion king 2
Clyde
called my mom crying when avicii died & when xxxtentacion was shot
Tweek
was found on the floor at 3:30 in the morning in the fetal position whilst screaming "jesus loves me" at the top of my lungs
Token
has gone to the human society and teared up because all the animals "just looked so sad"
Damien
thrown a wooden block at my sister's eye, resulting in her having a black eye.
Butters
dressed up as a vampire for halloween. with a black cloak and everything.
Christophe
(( as seen before )) took a drag pf my mom's cigarette then almost coughed up a long because i have asthma.
