Tea Time with ShigaDabi

A Todoroki family reunion pt. 2

[it fades in to see Shigaraki and Dabi walking up to a mansion]

Tomura: so this is it? 

Dabi: ah hell yeah it is

[it cuts much like the office to Shigaraki]

Tomura: we had to abandon the car

Tomura: we walked 5 miles 

Tomura: for what? A GOD DAMN FAMILY REUNION 

[it cuts back]

Dabi: [opens the gate]

Tomura: they really need to invest in a security system 

Dabi: [shrugs] 

Dabi: [knocks]

[it cuts to inside]

Enji: y'all hear somin'

Rei: it was a knock 

Shoto: But father everyone is here

Enji: hm

[it cuts back outside]

Dabi: oh god oh god 

Tomura: just act natural

Dabi: [wraps his arms around shigaraki]

[the door opens]

Enji: yo wtf my son is a homo and a BOTTOM?!

Tomura: [cough] Yeah [cough]

Enji: aND HeS A VILLAIN AND HES DATING SHIGARAKI 

Dabi: it be like that sometimes 

Tomura: wow all of this just from one small action

Rei: lets welcome mr shigaraki to the family 

Rei: oh Touya congratulations 

Dabi: [lets go] shh it's not canonical yet

Rei: oh yeah 

[they enter]

Natsou: ummm

Tomura: I bite

Dabi: as in hickeys

Fuyumi: supper is ready 

Himiko: oh boy!

Dabi: toga!?

Enji: keep her outside!

Toga: :, ( peace out Gucci gang [exits]

[it cuts to supper]

shoto: so Touya, how's life been?

Dabi: ya know doing evil shit eating ass- ice cream 

Enji: [slams hand on table] SO HOW ABOUT YOU INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR LIL FRIEND 

Dabi: ok lmao 

Dabi: this is-

Enji: Tomura Shigaraki...

Dabi: Yeah and he's my boyfriend 

[hawks crawls out from underneath the table] 

Hawks: I thought we had something...

Dabi: [pushes him back under]

Dabi: so yeah- 

Tomura: [constrained smile] WONDERFUL FOOD MRS TODOROKI 

Enji: DONT SHOUT AT MY WIFE

Tomura: AT LEAST IM NOT ABUSING HER

Enji: [leaps up on the table] 

Rei: stop it Enji, you'll ruin the reunion

Natsou: dad sit down

Tomura: All Might is better

Dabi: Babe!

Enji: YALL JUST DREW THE LINE

Tomura: yeah I'm not concerned I could kill all of you right now

Dabi: baby please stop 

Tomura: OH DONT BABY ME

Shoto: DONT SHOUT AT HIM 

Tomura: WELL SHOTO

[everyone starts arguing]

Dabi: [gets up and walks out]

[everyone goes quiet]

Tomura: see all of you have upset MY BOYFRIEND 

Natso: BUT YOU STARTED IT 

Tomura: [walks out]

Tomura: Dabi?

Dabi: ...

Tomura: are you ...crying?

Dabi: [laughs and turns around] now that was some tea

Tomura: [laughs]

Dabi: [cups his hands around tomuras face]

Tomura: [leans into one]

[they both begin to lean in for a kiss]

Toga: heya I got the minivan fixed!

[with that they got in it and left]

enji: [staring out the window]mcfucking homos