Tomura: listen ladies i know you came here for yaoi but face it queen you need advice
Dabi: I mean if we're happily dating idk why any of you fine specimens can't get a partner
[cue intro music]
Tomura: so to make your first move make sure they're at ARMS length
Kai: [sigh]
Dabi: then you have to HAND it to em as it is like "yo I want to put my pee pee in you"
Kai: [sigh]
Tomura: then just [grabs Dabis shirt and hardcore yaoi happens]
Kai: [looks into the 4th wall] see ladies you got horrid advice and yaoi
Kai: thots
Dabi: [gasp] ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!!!
Kai: IF SHE BREATHES...SHES A THOT!
Tomura: [zipping up his pants as Dabi and Overhaul argue in the background] so ladies take notes
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Tea Time with ShigaDabi
HumorJoin Shigaraki and Dabi for a series of collective conversations,regarding the latest tea in The League and U.A.
