[all of them in a white van]
Kai: despite being a horrid individual I think I have the right to keep Eri
Dabi: lmao
Tomura: [clenching the steering wheel with one hand bleeding] im not going to your case
Kai: [looking in the 4th wall] I feel so betrayed right now
Tomura: YOU KILLED MAGNE!
Kai: he was worthless anyway
[Shigaraki and Dabi pull guns out on overhaul]
Tomura: she was a QUEEN
Dabi: babe, lets just put the guns down, we are here
Tomura: you lucky bastard
Kai: if only I had fingers right now...
Tomura: [frowning]
Dabi: [puts on tie]
Tomura: have fun you two asshats
Dabi: [wraps a arm around Shigaraki before leaving the van]
[scene cuts]
Kai: [walking next to dabi] why do you touch that filth?
Dabi: the tie?
Kai: no, Shigaraki
Dabi: [smiling] hes thick af
Kai: right.. what ever happened to-
Dabi: ah look we the court room [pulls Overhaul in]
[Eri, Togata, EraserHead and a lawyer are sat on the opposing table]
judge: shall we begin? Kai you are late..
Aizawa: [looking at Dabi]
Dabi: [flicks him off before looking back at the judge]
[scene cuts]
judge: rise kai and plead your case or some shit..
kai: eri, sweety come on.. I never meant to hurt you..
Eri: [flicks Overhaul off]
Kai: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Dabi: lmao
Aizawa: aoyama..are you live streaming this?!
Yuga: hello sisters [ looking into phone]
izuku: how about we call a witness?!
judge: ORDER! Amajiki rise to the stand
Tamaki: [shaking]
Judge: Amajiki what happened?
Tamaki: well.. [looking at overhaul]
Judge: yes?
Tamaki: [takes out gun]
Kai: HOLY-
Tamaki: No, im not going to kill you, im going to kill myself [puts it against his head]
Mirio: BABE!
Yuga: babe? ooh tea!
Mirio: [getting up]
Judge: SIT!
Tamaki: [trembling] I WILL DO IT!
[Todoroki and Kaminari enter, making out]
Denki: oh... this one is in use my bad
Izuku: WAIT
ochaco: stop it deku, you stupid hoe, this is the endgame ship
Dabi: Toga?
Ochaco: uh.. yeah
Izuku: [takes out gun and points it at Toga]
Toga: [takes out two guns points one at Shoto and one at Hitoshi]
Hitoshi: please kill me..
Denki: BABE NO!
Shoto: babe?!
Yuga: TEA!!!
Shoto: [takes out a gun and points it at Denki]
Eri: [takes out a gun and points it at Overhaul]
Mirio: [takes out three, points one at dabi one at aoyama and one at himself]
Tamaki: [pulls out another and points it at the judge]
Judge: holy-
kai: my honor please just let me see her on christmas
[Tomura rises from the jury]
Dabi: babe?
Hawks: [walking in] babe?
Yuga: [laughing hysterically]
tomura: FUCK THIS [shoots overhaul]
Twice: F
Tamaki: [puts the guns down]
[everyone else puts them down and claps slowly]
Tomura: what the hell..
Hawks: [shoots Tomura]
[music plays out during the rest]
DabI: [shoots Hawks]
Kai: [shoots Dabi]
Mr Compress: [busts down door and shoots Twice]
Twice: [shoots Toga]
Himiko: [shoots Magnes ghost]
Magne: [shoots spinner]
Spinner: [shoots re-destro]
Re-destro: [shoots Kaminari]
Denki: [shoots present mic]
Shota: wtf [gets shot]
Tomura: [crawls over to Hawks]
Hawks: [reaches out a hand]
Tomura: I forgi-
Best Jeanist: [shoots them both]
Enji: [shoots best jeanist]
Shoto: [shoots enji]
Dabi: [shoots Shoto]
Toshinori: [shoots Mirio]
Mirio: [shoots Tamaki]
Tamaki: [shoots Nejire]
Hado: [shoots Ojiro]
Mashiroa: [shoots Shinsou]
Hitoshi: [shoots Aizawa]
Shota: [shoots All Might]
Toshinori: [shoots Monoma]
Monoma: [shoots all of 1A]
Pony: [shoots Monoma]
Eijirou: [shoots Tetsutesu]
Tetsutetsu: [shoots Pony]
Pony: [shoots Kendo]
Kendo: [shoots shihai]
Shihai: [shoots Shoda]
Dabi: lmao
YOU ARE READING
Tea Time with ShigaDabi
HumorJoin Shigaraki and Dabi for a series of collective conversations,regarding the latest tea in The League and U.A.
