tomura: [cough]
toga: dabi is a hoe
tomura: [turning to her] HE IS A THOt
[cue intro music]
tomura: hawks just thinks he can swoop down and take MY shitty boyfriend
toga: ...ok?
tomura: you know what himiko you were right..
toga: about what?
tomura: dabi not being the ultimate waifu
toga: I think the correct term is hus-
tomura: WHAT AM I SAYING! [dramatically swooning to the floor} I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM
toga: geesh shitiraki you're worst than I am....
tomura: [tugging on her skirt] h e l p
toga: well I mean you two were starting to act like yaoi thots
tomura: well..yeah
toga: maybe he liked the old you
tomura: ....
toga:
toga: [backs away]
tomura: [standing up]
toga: [backs into a door and searches for the door handle]
tomura: I need to jump off another truck
toga: w-what?
tomura: TOGA I KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING TODAY
toga: holy shit....
[cuts to them in a white van]
toga: this is a lil extra don't you think
tomura: nah, all we had to do to purchase this, is to start human trafficking..
toga: all you did was sell twice's clones
tomura:...
toga: where are we going?
tomura: KFC..
toga: this isn't america
tomura: fine *
や茨ツ
toga: what the hell
tomura: ah, look we are here
toga: oh ..boy
tomura: [crawls on top of the van]
Dabi: [looking out to the parking lot] holy-
hawks: [nervous sweat]
tomura: [leaps off of it]
dabi: [Naruto runs out to the parking lot]
hawks: wait! [runs after]
dabi: please take me back I never want to date a furry ever again
[cue yaoi noises]
hawks: [falls to his knees and starts screeching]
toga: [video]
YOU ARE READING
Tea Time with ShigaDabi
HumorJoin Shigaraki and Dabi for a series of collective conversations,regarding the latest tea in The League and U.A.
