Call From May Parker
"Hello Mrs. Parker."
"H-Hi. Is this Principal Morita?"
"It is. Is there something you need?"
"Um, n-no. Peter won't be coming in to school anymore."
"What? Why? He's one of our brightest students."
"I know he was. God, was. . ."
"I'm afraid I don't understand."
"Peter is dead, Mr. Morita. He killed himself."
"Wh- oh my god. Oh, Mrs. Parker, I am so sorry."
"Yeah, everybody seems to be sorry lately."
"Pardon?"
"Nothing. Nothing. Goodbye, Mr. Morita."
"Goodbye Mrs. Parker, we're all terribly sorry for your loss."
Call Ended
Call From May Parker
"Hey May! What's up?"
"Hi, Ned. I felt like I should tell you this before the school announces it."
"Tell me what? Is it Spider-Man business?"
"No Ned."
"Uhh, then is it Peter business?"
"He's gone, honey."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Peter passed away, sweetheart."
"Wh- I don't get it. H-how?"
". . ."
"May? I don't- he's dead? Peter's d-dead?"
"He jumped off a b-bridge."
"Wh-what? Wh-why? Why would he d-do that?"
"I don't know, Ned. I need to go."
"O-of course May. I'm so so-sorry."
Call Ended
Call From Ned Leeds
"What do you want, Nerd?"
"M-MJ."
"What's wrong?"
"P-Peter's dead. I got a call from May. He's de-ead."
"What the hell are you talking about? Peter can't be dead."
"He is. May wouldn't lie about some-something like that."
"Leeds, tell me you're lying to me."
"I'm n-not. I- I-"
"Wha. . . Peter's gone? He's really gone?"
"Y-yeah."
"Oh. Oh. He's- he's- how is he gone? He was happy. I thought he was happy."
"I did too. I don't understand why."
"I- I- I- I have to go. I have to go. Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuck!"
Call Ended
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irondad & spiderson oneshots
Fanfictioni was going to go through and edit all of this but actually i have decided i don't want to so just try and pretend it doesn't look like it was written by a 12yo (it was)
