Pickup Lines

6.1K 120 83
                                    

Lucy-

Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.

Ashley-

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls.

Michelle-

Do you know what i'm going to be for halloween? Yours.

Carla-

I heard your grades are bad....I'm sure this D won't hurt.

A/N-

Yay pickup linesssss...

I got one for you...

Are you garbage because I wanna take you outttt.

I got another one...

If you were a potato you'd be a sweet one.

Okay so I want you to send me a pickup line and whatever one I like the best will be followed by me and I will mention you :) and maybe a dedication (I still haven't found my charger :(((()

QOTD- What is your favorite song by 5sos?

AOTD- Over and Over, Good Girls (that song basically describes my life tbfh), Long Way Home, and Never Be... Idk lolololol

5SOS PreferencesWhere stories live. Discover now