"So many books, so little time." -Frank Zappa
Quotes from your favourite authors: John Green, Stan Lee, Cassandra Clare, Kiera Cass, William Shakespeare... Currently closed for suggestions!
(At the request of Antares_YT) No ladies and gentlemen, he's is not an author. Mr Murphy was an American aerospace engineer, best known for his namesake Murphy's law:
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
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"The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished."
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"Nothing improves with age."
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"Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested, is the minute they find someone else."
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"Every aquarium will eventually leak."
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"Brains x beauty x availability = constant. This constant is always zero."
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"If it seems to good to be true, it probably is."
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"No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it will never be quite the same again.
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"If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."
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