Tell your child The birds and the bees

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Deku

" we gotta tell them one day"

"I'm too embarrassed"

Deku pushes you to Misuku

"You do it I'm too embarrassed!"

You explained it truthfully with not much detail but soon enough you gave up with all the questions they asked and ended up saying

"Daddy fucked mommy!"

"(Y/N)"

Bakugou

Bakugou pussy'd out the second he started explaining it to his child

You face tabled (when face palm just isn't enough)

You ended up telling Katse

While Bakugou was in the corner shaking

"What's a orgasm?"

You got a idea

"I don't know I've never had one"

"EXCUSE ME!!!!"

Tamaki

"You so it!"

"I did it last time with Maki"

"I'm too embarrassed!"

"This is why your a bottom..."

"Don't say that!"

You went up to Tama

"Tama do you know where babies come from?"

"Yeah! Why? Am I having a sibling!!!??"

You and Tamaki both blush

"No"

After you had to do all the talking

"So is that why I heard daddy making weird noises and calling you bunny?"

Oh shit!

Tamaki ran off and you heard internal screaming in the bedroom

"Is daddy okay?"

"He's fine"

Kirishima

"I'm not doing it!"

"But-"

"No, you do it your the manly one in this relationship!"

Kirishima ended up telling Karma about how babies are made

"Daddy"

"Yes"

"Why is mommy/daddy in the corner of the room blushing?"

"Cause they can't admit they are good at su-"

You hit him with a pillow after that

"Stop!"

Shinso

"You tell them!"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"I'm too embarrassed!"

"Seriously Shinso!"

You ended up explaining it

"Mommy/daddy"

"Yeah..."

You were scared of every question you child was asking

"Why were you calling dad 'daddy' last night? He's not your dad he's my dad silly!"

Your on fire

Shinso is on fire

"I think the cats are hungry you can ask your father!"

You ran off

"(Y/N)!!!"

Shoto

"Well we gotta tell them some day"

"Ughhhh fine..."

You both explained it

They kept on Asking questions....

So awkward...

"What's a kink?"

"Ask your father"

"Wha-"

Iida

"You gotta tell them some day"

"No leave the teachers to do sex Ed"

You didn't give a damn, you left it to the teachers

"But we gotta tell them a bit"

"You do it!"

Iida told the child a bit

"What's a orgasm?"

He quit

Monoma

"Where do babies come from?"

"THAT PUS-"

You shut Monoma's mouth before he could talk

"I'll tell you in a couple of years sweetie"

"Okay mommy/daddy"

"Also can I have a sibling soon?"

You blushed

"Well you heard them~"

"Get off"

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