Bnha boyfriend scenarios (+ headcanon's, one shots + imagines)

Cabinet battle

Ladies and gentle men you could or been anywhere in the world tonight but your here with us in New York City.

All might was on the stage as the centre of attention while dabi and shagaraki were sitting in there desks. You were leaning on your desk

Are you ready for a cabinet meeting?

Dabi got out of his chair

The issue on the table secretary (L/N) plan to assume state plan debt and establish a national bank

All eyes were on you for a second but went to Dabi as all might said his name

Secretary Dabi you have the floor sir

Dabi smirked and walked up to you

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

You really hated this dude

We fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less, these are wise words enterprising man quote em

He was way to confident in himself

Don't act surprise you guys cause I wrote em

He put his hand on your waist (Dabi is just flirty) but you quickly pulled away

But (L/N) forgets there plan would have the government assume state's debt

Dabi smirked

Now place the bets to who that benefits the very seat or government where (L/N) sits

That's it!

NOT TRUE!

He interrupted you tho. Bitch

Oh if the shoe fits wear it. If New York in debt why should Virginia bear it?

He was really pushing your buttons, but you stayed leaning on your desk, you knew that if you started a fight it would make it look like you were the bad guy and you would just be embarrassing yourself

Uh our debts are paid I'm afraid don't tax the south cause we got it made in the shade.

He spread out his hands and looked at to the crowned

In Virginia we plant seeds in the ground we create

He turned to you soon after tho

While you just keep throwing our money around

He pointed at you as he said that (pointing is rude you little bitch)

This financial plan is outrageous demands

He started to look at the papers beside you but quickly threw them behind him. You didn't go after them tho

And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand

'No I'm sure it just you who can't understand it' you thought to yourself. Dabi turned to the crowd

Stand by me in the land of the free and pray to god we never see (L/N) candidacy

You were losing the people that were on your side and Dabi knew it. Dabi turned to you with a cocky smirk

Look when British taxed our tea we got frisky imagine what gonna happen when you try to tax our whiskey

Dabi sat down since he knew his turn was over

Thank you secretary Dabi

All might turned to you

Secretary (L/N) your response

You smirked

Dabi that was a real nice declaration welcome to the present we're running a real nation

You weren't gonna let down dude with purple stitches take you down

Would you like to join us? Or stay doing what the hell it is you do in Monticello

You got a funny town ok your voice at the last part

If we assume the debts the union gets New like is credits a financial diuretic

Stopped leaning of the desk and walked up to Dabi

How do you not get it? If we're aggressive and competitive the union gets a boost you'd rather give up a sedative

Dabi rolled his eyes at you. It was clear he wasn't paying attention so you grabbed him by his shirt and forced him to go to your level (your smaller then him)

A civics lesson is slaver hey neighbour you debts are payed cause you don't pay for labour

You let go of his shirt and did a bad impression of his impression

"We plants seeds in the south we create" yeah keep ranting we know who's really doing the planting

Dabi looked the other way and realised he was losing the crowd to be on his side

And another thing 'mr Age of Enlightenment' don't lecture me about the war you didn't fight in it

You went back and started to lean back on your desk

You think I'm frightened by you man? We almost died in the trench

You started shaking your hands in a mocking way

While you were off getting high with the French

Dabi always hesitates with the president

You pointed at Dabi

Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't dabison

You then pointed at shagaraki

Shagaraki your mad as a hatter so take you medicine damn your in worse shape then the national debt is in

You were just roasting everyone

CAUSE I DON'T HESITATE FUCKING FIGHT ME DABI!!!

Blooper

Sitting there useless as two shits

You grabbed Dabi by his shirt

Hey turn around bend over

You pushed him down to the ground and put your foot on his chest to keep him down

I'll show you were my shoe fits

All might for in between you two and helped Dabi up and everyone ooo'd

Excuse me shagaraki, Dabi take a walk, (L/N) take a walk

We'll reconvert after a brief

(L/N)

You quickly looked at all might

Sir

A.word

He has a death glare on his face. You were about to follow all might but then Dabi and shagaraki caught you attention

You don't have the vote, you don't have the vote

Aha ha ha ha

These guys really pushed your buttons

Your gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the vote

You wanted to push them so bad

Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even being the thunder

Why he even brings the thunder

'You two remind me of shitty villain sidekicks from Disney films' you thought to yourself as you followed all might to his office

You took Dabi as a joke but little do you know he would be the reason why you first ever friend would betray your trust