Learning about ourselves (Hetalia)

Prologue

Warnings: OOC-ness, The overused "The ancients intervene", lots of head canons, sad attempt at comedy, favouritism, possible memes

Characters: Germany, Italy, Japan, England, America, France, Norway,
(Oops, I forgot Canada)

Slanted means that it's being read.

Edit: changed the dialogue format.

This story is inspired Secrets from centuries of darkness by _FandomLover332_  , a story I greatly enjoy, if you like stories about nations diaries, you might very much enjoy their book.

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Prologue

The meeting room erupted in chaos for the twentieth time. Only seconds, after Germany finally managed to calm America down after a "Ghost" asked him to pass some tea, England started yelling at America for being such an idiot. After said interruption Germany started sulking next to his sleeping Italian friend.

One might have assumed that this was a simple G8 meeting. But they would be incorrect. After all there where MANY more people than usual. That was because this was a world meeting. Such horrible encounters happen once every five years, for three months and are dreaded by every sensible nation, which means Russia loved them.

At this point France would usually enter the argument with some stupid line like: "Ladies, Ladies... You're both beautiful!" and end up getting punched by England, but today no such aggravating line was sent the two arguing nations way. You see the French nation was currently busy flirting with Romano, to which the other reacted to very vocally.

"BACK OFF WINE BASTARD!" followed by a punch in the nose.

This action only made Germany sink further down into his chair. The meeting was going terribly, the noise was tremendous, no one was listening to anyone! And yet this was only the first meeting, on the first day. Poor, poor, beer obsessed Germany.

"Germannnyy! Gerrrrmanyyy!" a happy-go-lucky Italian poked the Germans' arm.
"Vhat is it."
"Ve~! Pasta~!"

The Italian then turned around to talk to Japan.

Now Germany was VERY annoyed. He stood up and slammed his fists on the table in front of him.

"NOW LISTEN UP-!"

But before the blond could continue a book proceeded to wack him in the back of his head, forcing him to slam his face into the desk before him, while the book calmly landed in the middle of the room.

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Most nations eyed the book with suspicion, while others giggled at Germany like Poland when he got Lithuania to wear a frilly pink dress.
 

"Hey! Did ya guys see that?! I TOLD you! GHOST!" America yelled at no one in particular.

"Oh shut it, will you?" England responded not wanting to deal with the loud American. "Norway do you know what that was?"

"No. But it did seem to get teleported into the room." the other magic trio member responded.

"Iggy, don't tell me you're going on about your make-believe magic again."

"Oh shut it America, you where just talking about ghosts."

"Yeah, well.. THERE IS NO ONE THERE!"

Canada will remember that.

"... Whatever. Let's just open it." Norway said getting annoyed. The three nations look over to where the book used to lay and saw nothing. A quick scan of the room deducted that it was in fact France who took the book.

"FROG GIVE IT BACK!"

"But Angleterre we should read it, correct?"

"Well-yes-but!"

"England-kun, Please let France-kun read."

"Alright fine..- England reluctantly agreed."

"Okay then... Dear Nations, we the ancients, have decided that you have kept too many secrets from each other and the time to share is now. You all have been getting more and more aggressive and destructive over the years. This needs to stop. And we think that getting you to share is the best way to do it. We do not want to harm you. But this must be done. Until you finish reading and we think all is solved, time will unfreeze and you'll continue your meeting. Sincerely, The Ancients."

The whole room fell into a hush. Some wondering why now, some happy that the ancients are somewhat alive. Some angry that a book hit the back of their head.

"Alright frog. Since you have the book, you start." England said begrudgingly.

"Hmm.. So then......"

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Notes: Hope you enjoyed the prologue! See you soon in chapter 1!