King from another Era

Part 22

"Where are we? Peasant! How dare you bring this King on a filthy place like this!" Reklamo ni Banana while pacing back and forth.

"Just ignore him" nahihiyang usal ko sa doctor na kausap ko. Ngayon kasi gaganapin ang pagpapa-surrogate ko at syempre sperm ni Aaron ang gagamitin.

"Is he your husband?" Tanong nang doctor at tumango naman ako. Honestly, hindi ko pa nasasabi kay Banana na magpapa-surrogate ako. Ni hindi nga nya alam na nasa hospital na kami. I know that Shoddy will be mad at me for doing this without his consent and if I ever tried to tell this to him I know that he would not allow me to do so.

"Ugly Peasant! We should leave this place immediately! There's something wrong in here and it smells weird and it makes my nose itchy!" Lumapit sa akin si Banana at hinila nya ang sleeves nang dress ko "And those people wore white dress. Maybe they are hired assasins!" Bulong nya at niyakap nya ako.

"I'll just talk to my husband first" paalam ko sa doctor at hinila ko si Banana paupo "Listen Banana, they're not assassins, Got it? And they are wearing lab coats" tinitigan ko sya at nakipagtitigan din sya sa akin. Damn it! Napakatangos nang ilong nya at napakaganda nang mata nya!

"So, I don't need to use this?" Tanong nya at bigla syang naglabas nang scalpel.

"Oh my gosh, Banana! Where did you even get that? Don't get things on your own accord!" Nagulat ako dahil hindi naman sya malayo saamin kanina pero may nakuha kaagad syang scalpel! We didn't even noticed it!

"When will you give this King a sword?" He waved the freaking scalpel at kinuha ko kaagad sa kanya iyon. Knowing him, baka may masaktan pa sya kapag na misunderstood nya ang mga tao dito.

"Miss LaVonne" tawag sa akin nang isang nurse.

"How dare you lowly human call her Miss Lason! It's Mrs. Banana!" Inis na sabi ni Banana at buti na lang ay napigilan ko sya bago pa nya masampal yung nurse!

"It's LaVonne not Lason, Shoddy!" Pagtatama ko sa kanya "And stupid Banana, Don't slap anyone, Okay? Just sit there and don't go wandering around. Wait me there and be a good Banana" pagkatapos ko syang pagsabihan ay sumama na ako sa nurse na mag a-assist sa akin.

"Peasant Monkey! Remember that you're Mrs. Banana!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. He's really shameless! Nagsisigaw na sya kaagad kahit hindi pa ako nakakalayo sa kanya and I'm worried dahil baka manggulo sya dito.

Hinintay lang naming dumating si Aaron bago mag umpisa and the procedure went well and Banana was missing again!

"So, I'll get the baby after a year" masayang sabi ni Aaron at tumango lang ako habang nagpapalinga-linga. That stupid Banana! Where the hell did he went again?

"I'll go first. Hahanapin ko pa si Banana" iniwan ko na si Aaron at hinanap ko na si Banana and I saw him lying on a hospital bed. Yes, feel at home talaga sya and he even have the nerve to eat the fruits that was clearly not his!

"Banana! Get up and let's go home" tawag ko sa kanya and he freaking shrugged.

"Buhatin mo ako" utos nya at sinamaan ko sya nang tingin.

"I can't because you're too heavy"

"Then I won't go home!" Pagsusungit pa nya at tinalikuran nya ako! This stupid Banana!

"I'll cook your pet Coconut kapag hindi ka umuwi" pagbabanta ko sa kanya and he throw a banana fruit at me!

"How dare you Peasant Monkey!" Sigaw nya and he sniffed at napayuko naman ako dahil nahihiya ako! Pinagtitinginan na kami since he's having a freaking tantrums again! Hinila ko na sya palabas at nang nasa tapat na kami nang sasakyan ko ay niyakap nya ako at umiyak na sya.

"Oh, I'm sorry little Banana. Don't cry. I won't cook your pet. Come on little Banana, stop crying cause I'm just teasing you" paglalambing ko sa kanya at maslalo pa syang umiyak. Oh, I think little Banana wants some affection again. Pinunasan ko ang luha nya and I noticed that he was holding something.

"What's that?" Tanong ko at itinuro ko ang maliit na bagay na hawak nya.

"Some smelly yucky container" sagot nya and he tossed it on the ground at sumakay na sya sa sasakyan at hinila nya din ako.

Tahimik lang kaming nagbabyahe habang si Banana naman ay nag lalaro nang Virtual fish games nang may biglang tumawag sa cellphone ko.

"What the hell? Peasant! Biglang nawala ang mga isda!" Inis na sabi nya at ipinakita nya sa akin ang cellphone ko.

"Let me answer this first" sinagot ko ang tawag and I saw Banana glared at me.

"That lowly creature dare to disturb this King while I'm playing! I should hunt him down and cut his heart out and feed it to the alligators!" Sigaw ni Banana and it's clear that he was feeling displeased again.

"Oh, Mrs. Banana!" Bungad nang business partner ko kaya agad nag init ang ulo ko.

"It's Miss LaVonne! Call me something other than that and I'll cancel all our business contracts!" Inis na sabi ko at narinig ko pa itong tumawa. This old man was really annoying!

"Oh come on, Goshen! Don't be so rude! You're a married woman already" tatawa tawang sabi nya and it's clear that he's mocking me "Don't you think that the weather is rather good today? We have a charity event today on a shooting ground and we're inviting you to attend" dagdag pa nya at halata sa background nya dahil maingay duon.

"Hey, Ugly Peasant! What's taking you so long to answer that stupid call? I want to play already!" Sigaw na naman ni Banana habang hinahampas ang upuan and it's really noticeable that he's irritated.

"Fine" simpleng sagot ko sa kausap ko. I don't have any reason to decline it and it's good for our business too.

"And we highly encourage you to bring your husband to the event. Don't you think that it's time for you to introduce him to your business partners?" Napatingin kaagad ako kay Banana and I sighed. I'm sure that he will be uncooperative today because he's not in the mood and he might cause some trouble again.

"Sure" nag aalinlangang sagot ko at ibinaba ko na ang tawag at kaagad kinuha ni Banana ang cellphone ko.

"We're not going home yet" sabi ko kay Banana pero hindi nya ako pinansin kaya pinabayaan ko na lang sya.