Oneshots? We Got 'Em!

2. Sexting Pt. 1

Author's Note: bro.... *inhales and exhales slowly* You see this picture? He. Shouldn't. Be. This. Fine. You don't understand this doesn't even compare to the other one I have which you'll see later in the chapter. On to the fucking chapter! (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ

3rd POV

It was late at night, maybe around eleven. The stars shined bright in the midnight sky. Though the moon outshined most. But, while everyone rested around the city. Two were up late, texting.

Smol Deku
Thought I told you, for the fifth time, to go to bed. --- 11:29 am

Your Nickname
Though I told you, for the fifth time, no --- 11:29am

Smol Deku
Kacchan is kinda right you don't listen --- 11:30 am

Your Nickname
Hey! Don't believe him! I do listen Deku-Senpai! Who are you gonna believe your childhood friend or your girlfriend? --- 11:30 am

Smol Deku
Neither because both wants me to believe something --- 11:30 am

Your Nickname
Really!? --- 11:30 am

Smol Deku
Maybe I believe Kacchan more than you --- 11:30 am

Your Nickname
Noo! Midoriya! I'll be a good girl and listen! I promise! --- 11:30 am

Smol Deku
Fine fine. If you'll listen and be a good girl. Then go to bed --- 11:31 am

Though, little did Midoriya know that something had Y/n turned on. Before they had started texting, Y/n had headphones in listening to yaoi audios.

Just hearing the moans, wet claps of skin, and slurping sounds had her body turned up. She wanted to go see him but it's eleven

! At night! One she isn't trying to get grabbed by no creep and two it'll be a good long walk to get there.

She bit her lip as one of hands started to travel down to her shorts. "Wait better idea!" Smirking to herself knowing a way to pleasure herself and him.

Your Nickname
Before I go to bed I have something to tell you --- 11:34 am

Smol Deku
? --- 11:34 am

Your Nickname
It's kinda embarrassing but.. --- 11:34 am

Smol Deku
What? --- 11:34 am

Your Nickname
I'm really horny --- 11:34 am

Midoriya had placed his phone down on his bed when he sent his last text. Taking off his shirt he through it, it landing in the basket. His shoes already off he had just unbuttoned his pants and laid down on the bed.

Looking at the message his girlfriend sent him made blush rush to his cheeks. Why are you horny at 11:37 in the morning!?!? Biting his lip he proceeded to text his horny girlfriend.

Smol Deku
How long have you been horny Y/n? --- 11:37 am

Your Nickname
Since we've been talking --- 11:38 am

Midoriya mentally slapped himself. They had started texting when he had started his way back home when his training session with All Might was over.

Smol Deku
So you've been horny for about two hours? --- 11:38 am

Your Nickname
I've only took care of it once... --- 11:39 am

Smol Deku
Awe you poor kitten --- 11:39 am