WHY WOULD BTS LEFT THE CHAT?
TAE: Y'all guys i bought tan a new toy!
CHIM: Really?! Bet he'll love it!
TAE: I'll show you fam later!
JIN: I hope no one breaks it
*JOON left the chat*
JIN: What?
Did i say something ro0d?
Omo
HOBI: Jin-hyung you meanie!
SUGUMMY: y'all shut the fck up! too noisy!
KOOKIE: You could've muted them like I always do
CHIM: guys have you heard of Bang PD-NIM's new camera!? I swear you need to be tall enough to reach it! He puts it on the top shelf inside his office.
KOOKIE: The shelf is like 4ft in height anyone can reach it
TAE: Yeah, who the frick is so smol that they can't reach the top shelf?
*CHIM left the chat*
HOBI: Yah! Why is people in our chat leaving so suddenly!?
SUGUMMY: bcs y'all fucken noisy hoes!
HOBI: touché
JIN: Guess what!?
TAE: wut? found your missing butt?
JIN: No! Aish there's always that one friend who'll diss you!
Yah! Jungkook-ah, tell him I'm handsome so he'll shut his mouth!
KOOKIE: He's 2017 most handsome man in the world.....so idk
JIN: You ungrateful brat! I pay for your meals for more than hundred times I can't even count how many!
KOOKIE: Shh.. you're talking to the 2nd most handsome man of 2018
JIN: i... What?— who—aish! HOW..
*JIN left the chat*
SUGUMMY: is it finally peaceful that my phone won't vibrate anymore?
HOBI: Apparently
SUGUMMY: Now, now @Kookie and @Tae my favourite dongsaengs... Meet at the front door let's eat outside.l
HOBI: Yah! Why aren't I invited?
TAE: Hyung, horses aren't allowed in restaurants... Unless you wanted to be a part of the lamb skewers side dish!
HOBI: You little— who's a horse!?
TAE: Oh...
SUGUMMY: Forget it
Let's go see snakes in zoo
No one in BTS is afraid of snakes right?
*HOBI left the chat*
KOOKIE: wat happened?
SUGUMMY: your asses being kicked if you don't move out of my room and take your bowl of cereal with you
TAE: WOAH yoongi-hyung typed more thaN usual
KOOKIE: I'm telling Jin-hyung you're harassing meh!
SUGUMMY: Go and tell your moma then
KOOKIE: TT_TT
TAE: Eww..
Who uses ugly emojis in chat?
Anyway! Suga hyung, about the zoo!
SUGUMMY: We're not taking anyone who haven't kissed a girl yet
*KOOKIE left the chat*
TAE: That was mean...
SUGUMMY: also ain't bringing someone who brokes toilet
*TAE left the chat*
SUGUMMY: finally peace... I can sleep again.
Just me and armys that are loyal to one bias
*ARMY left the group*
LOL... IDK WHAT I DID😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
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BTS Randomness Book II
HumorYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
