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The Tango Maureen

Glomgold: The samples won’t delay but the cable

Scrooge: There’s another way
Say something, anything

Glomgold: Test one, two, three

Scrooge: Anything but that

Glomgold: This is weird

Scrooge: It’s weird

Glomgold: Very weird

Scrooge: Fuc**** weird

Glomgold: I’m so mad that I don’t know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off I’m with you

Scrooge: Feel like going insane
Got a fire in your brain
And you’re thinking of drinking gasoline

Glomgold: As a matter of fact

Scrooge: Honey, I know this act
It’s called the Tango: Maureen

The Tango: Maureen
It’s a dark, dizzy, merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling
(you’re wrong)
Your heart she is mangling
(it’s different with me)
And you toss and you turn 'cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound

Glomgold: I think I know what you mean

Both: The Tango: Maureen

Scrooge: Has she ever pouted her lips and called you Pookie?

Glomgold: Never

Scrooge: Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?

Glomgold: This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?

Scrooge: Every time, so be, cautious

Glomgold: Did she moon over other boys?

Scrooge: More than moon

Glomgold: I’m getting nauseous

Scrooge: Where’d you learn to tango?

Glomgold: With the French ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's
And you?

Scrooge: With Nanette Himmelfarb, the rabbi’s daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish community center
It’s hard to do this backwards

Glomgold: You should try it in heels

Glomgold: She cheated

Scrooge: She cheated

Glomgold: Maureen cheated

Scrooge: Fuc**** cheated

Glomgold: I’m defeated, I should give up right now

Scrooge: Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might

Glomgold: I’d fall for her still anyhow

Both: When you’re dancing her dance
You don’t stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall

Scrooge: So you think might as well

Glomgold: Dance a tango to hell

Both: At least I’ll have tangoed at all
The Tango: Maureen
Gotta dance ‘til your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
'Cause in the end you can’t leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
‘Til your glum and you bum and turn blue

Scrooge: Why do we love when she’s mean?

Glomgold: And she can be so obscene

Glomgold: My Maureen

Both: The Tango: Maureen

Songwriters: Jonathan Larson

Tango: Maureen lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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If your confused..

In the song, Scrooge is pretty much warining Glomgold of what Goldie does to people. **The song is from Rent copyrights to them**

Glomgold: Joanne
Scrooge: Mark
Goldie: Maureen