NEAR HAS A FANGIRL--Mello's still an ass xD (a sexy ass)

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A/N: I'm still taking requests! I love you guys! Thanks for voting! <3

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sexybeast: Near, who is AwesomePenguin?

IAmNumberOne: A friend.

GunsAndChocolate: Near, change your god damn username! It pisses me off!

IAmNumberOne: No.

GunsAndChocolate: Matt...

sexybeast: On it!

sexybeast: Done.

AwesomePenguin: I am seriously confused.

IAmAnIdiot: As am I.

IAmAnIdiot: Wait...Matt! You cahnged my username!

GunsAndChocolate: rjhgfdjbljahn;kehfuasjXHFugeqtguaOL

GunsAndChosolate: Laughing

GunsAndChocolate: Too

GunsAndChocolate: Hard!

AwesomePenguin: That's not funny!

AwesomePenguin: Change it back!

sexybeast: It is funny.

sexybeast: And no.

AwesomePenguin: Near can't help it if he is smarter than the both of you combined!

GunsAndChocolate: HA! He's not smarter. He's protected.

sexybeast: By a wall of people.

GunsAndChocolate: At least we're risking our lives to solve this case.

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AwesomePenguin: You two are just bullies!

AwesomePenguin: :P

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GunsAndChocolate: We're not that much mean. Matt, are we assholes?

sexybeast: Nope. We just have a kickass sense of humor!

GunsAndChocolate: True...WHO DA FUCK ATE ALL MY CHOCOLATE?!

sexybeast: You did.

GunsAndChocolate: Oh.

GunsAndChocolate: Mattie, can you go get me more?

sexybeast: What's the magic word?

GunsAndChocolate: I'll kick your ass if you don't.

sexybeast: Goin'.

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GunsAndChocolate: CHOCOLATE!

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