You're an educated, literate person. Whenever you meet someone at a cocktail party, you're perfectly capable of chatting about NPR, kale, John Stewart, and the latest Margaret Atwood. How fortunate that person doesn't ride the 8:13 train into the city with you, so they don't see you giggling at the Howard Stern podcast and flipping through "The 100 Funniest Fart Jokes In History."
1. Twilight
2. New Moon (Stephanie Meyer)
3. Eclipse
4. Breaking Dawn
5. Flowers in the Attic
6. Petals on the Wind (V.C. Andrews)
7. Fifty Shades of Grey
8. The Da Vinci Code
9. Angels and Demons
10. The Notebook
11. A Walk to Remember
12. Nights in Rodanthe
13. Valley of the Dolls
14. The Love Machine
15. Once Is Not Enough
16. Peyton Place (Grace Metalious)
17. A Million Little Pieces (James Frey)
18. Forever
19. Princess Daisy
20. Scruples
21. The Stud
22. The Bitch
23. Gossip Girl
24. No One Here Gets Out Alive (By Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugerman)
25. Up and Down With the Rolling Stones
26. Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story
27. The Manhood Ceremony (Ross Berliner)
28. Chariots of the Gods
29. Place at the Table: The Gay Individual in Modern Society (Bruce Bawer)
30. The Sensuous Man (M)
31. The Sensuous Woman (J)
32. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
33. Go Ask Alice (Anonymous)
34. Jay's Journal
35. And I Don't Want to Live This Life: A Mother's Story of Her Daughter's Murder (Deborah Spungen)
36. The Amityville Horror (Jay Anson)
37. The Closing of the American Mind
38. The Fitzgeralds and the Kennedys (Doris Kearns Goodwin)
39. Left Behind
40. The Rising: Before They Were Left Behind (Tim Lahaye)
41. The Remnant (Timothy Lahaye)
42. Kingdom Come
43. The Lives of John Lennon (Albert Goldman)
44. Living History
45. My Life (Bill Clinton)
46. The Celestine Prophecy
47. The Purpose Driven Life (Rick Warren)
48. Illusions (Richard Bach)
49. Jonathan Livingston Seagull (Richard Bach)
50. Growing Up Duggar (Various)
51. If I Did It (O.J. Simpson)
52. Hammer of the Gods (Stephen Davis)
53. Mommie Dearest (Christina Crawford)
54. Love Can Build a Bridge (Judds)
55. Blue Smoke
56. The Partner (John Grisham)
57. The Firm (Tennessee)
58. The Secret
59. Debt of Honor (Clancy)
60. No Greater Love (Danielle Steel)
61. The Other Side of Midnight (Sidney Sheldon)
62. The Gift (Danielle Steel)
63. Out in a Lamb (Shirley Maclaine)
64. Dancing in the Light (Shirley Maclaine)
65. The Late, Great Planet Earth
66. The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon
67. Satan is Alive and Well on Planet Earth (Hal Lindsey)
68. The Plague of the Black Debt: How to Survive the Coming Depression
69. Trump: The Art of the Deal (Donald Trump)
70. Bush at War (Bob Woodward)
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