Holy water service (Random Book-)

is anyone straight here in this household

preciousboi: they aren't even consecutive-

Narcissist: s l e e p n o w o r e l s e -

Strangerthanfiction: what's going on here

Memequeen: b r e a k f a s t -

preciousboi:... you beat me to it-

Memequeen: h a

Narcissist: they aren't going to sleep-

strangerthanfiction: since when did you start acting like a dad?

Narcissist: I'm not???

preciousboi: would he really be a good father tho? Lemme quote him

preciousboi: "all dad's leave don't be such a pussy about it" - Tony Stark A.K.A Iron Man to like a 10 year old-

Narcissist: no no no no

Narcissist: he was 11-

Strangerthanfiction: what the fuck Tony-

preciousboi: wHaT tHe fUcK rIcHArD-

Memequeen:... damn

preciousboi: back on top, bitch-

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Badassqueen renamed cawcawmotherfucks to Clunt

Clunt: I said I was sorryyyyyy-

Badassqueen: I don't care

Clunt: hhhhh-

preciousboi: what happened?

Clunt: I might've stolen her gun-

preciousboi: don't you have a bunch of guns Aunt Nat?

Clunt: aUnT nAt aWw

Badassqueen: shut the fuck up Clunt

Clunt: ow this hurts-

Badassqueen: anyways, yes but he stole my first ever gun

Badassqueen: it's the most precious thing to me

Preciousboi: :((((((( betrayal????

Badassqueen: before you of course-

Preciousboi: :))))))))

C(l)unt: I d i d n ' t k n o w ? ? ?

Clunt: look I'll do anything just

Clunt: please forgive me-

Badassqueen: anything?

Clunt: y e s

Badassqueen: t h e n s u f f e r

Clunt: aHhHHhhH-

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Strangerthanfiction: I heard what you did-

Narcissist: I'm sorry

Strangerthanfiction: theRE'S A WAY WE DO THINGS. A WAY WE FUCKING OPERATE. I CAN HEAR YOUR OBNOXIOUS FUCKING LAUGH AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE-

Narcissist: okay okay okay calm down. I'll put the cereal in first

Strangerthanfiction: you fuckin better-
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Totallydead: unrelated to anything in this chat but like-

thestrongestavenger: it's okay brother. You can tell us

Totallydead: okay so I saw Peter Benjamin Fucking Parker yell bad dog to a goose and now I'm really worried about everyone else's intelligence if he's one of the smartest here and I can't stop thinking about it-

Narcissist: goddammit Peter...
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Totallydead: Tony come collect your child for Odi- no wait I hate him. ummm for Christ's sake I guess-

Narcissist: okay firstly, he's not my son and secondly, what did he do this time-

thestrongestavenger: wait the man of spiders is not your child?

Narcissist: nope

thestrongestavenger: are you sure?

Narcissist: nope

Narcissist: anyways Loki, what is he doing or did he do-

Totallydead: I'm not sure exactly but it doesn't look safe

Narcissist: fine. Where is he?

thestrongestavenger: so we are going to forget that Tony said he was not sure whether Peter is his son?

Totallydead: honestly, I couldn't care less-

Totallydead: on top of the tower

Narcissist: with or without the suit???

Totallydead: thankfully, with the suit

Narcissist: I'm going to murder Parker-

thegreengiant: why can I hear a little girl screaming from the top of Stark Towers??

thestrongestavenger: that must be the man of spiders

thegreengiant: why is he screaming though???

Totallydead: just

Totallydead: just read the messages before-

thegreengiant: why did you gloss over the fact that Tony said he wasn't sure whether Peter's his son?

Totallydead: you ask too many questions
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Was inspired to do this shitty Avengers chat oneshot thing by TomhasHollandoooo Avengers Chat thing so blame them as well as me-