Imagine how Vergil reacts when he hears how Nero drop kicked Dante the first time they met
Vergil: wait you drOP KICKED MY FUCKING BROTHER!?
Nero: I don't know whether that's good or bad...
Vergil: it's fucking amaZING THATS WHAT IT IS YOU ARE NOW MY SON
Nero: what was I before-
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
SpiritualNEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEA...
