Belle, texting her mum: mama, just killed a man
Mum: Oh mY sHrEk sWeetIe tElL mE aLl aBouT iT I aM sO pRoUd riGht nOw-
Belle: y o what the fu c k m u m
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
SpiritualNEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEA...
