Why the fuck would our Lord ever want to spend time with us. He'd never learn anything new and what would you even talk about? Can talk about want you like since he already knows everything about you. You can't surprise him with anything since he knows all.
We'd just be annoying telling him stuff he already knows and, knowing humanity, we'd ask stupid questions like
How do bees fly because according to all known laws of aviation, they shouldn't be able to
Why did you make spiders
Why did you have to make earth so complicated because I had to learn all that shit and it was annoying
Why do we live only to suffer?
Why Donald Trump?
Why Brexit?
How memes?
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