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Belle: today has been the worst day ever

Marcy: is it because we accidentally killed someone and when dragging the body away people got suspicious so we had to leg it but that just made us look even more dodgy-

Belle: no because it's a bit humid- yES BECAUSE WE ACCIDENTALLY KILLED SOMEONE AND ALMOST GOT FUCKING CAUGHT-

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