Certified Pervert

Part 27

I meticulously dig a hole at the ground and I make sure that the hole was perfectly round and at the same sizes. I also ensure na pantay ang pagkakalinya ko duon para magandang tignan.

Medyo natagalan ako sa pag huhukay dahil kutsyara lang ang gamit ko but worth it naman dahil maganda ang result nang mga hinukay ko.

"It's just freaking ten holes at inabot na ako nang dalawang oras!" Inis na sabi ko nag umpisa na naman akong mag hukay. This fucking was tiring!

Habang naghuhukay ako ay napansin ko ang mga Bermuda grass sa paligid. I hate Bermuda grass even though it's kinda cute! I should fucking get rid of this grass cause her garden was covered with Bermuda grass and I rather cover it with lots of carrots and potatoes instead!

So, kailangan ko mag bunot nang bermuda grass? No freaking way! I'm tired already!

Tumingin ako sa paligid at nakita ko si parrot na kumakain nang damo. Napangisi ako at agad ko syang nilapitan.

"Stupid carabao! You should eat our bermuda grass instead! Help me to clean her garden!" Bulong ko habang hinihila ang alaga kong carabao then inilagay ko sya malapit sa pinag huhukayan ko.

Hindi ko na sya pinansin at ipinagpatuloy ko na ang pag huhukay pero maya maya pa ay may napansin ako.

"WTF! You stupid glutton Carabao! Why did you fucking eat my carrots!" Sigaw ko dahil naabot nya pala ang lagayan nang mga carrots na hinugasan ko. This son of a bitch!

"My carrots" naluluhang usal ko then lumapit ako at pinulot isa isa ang mga pirasong natira.

"Wait 'till I make you into a freaking beef steak!" Pagbabanta ko sa alaga kong carabao then sinamaan ko sya nang tingin at agad kong tinawagan si Daddy. I should pester him cause It's been a while since the last time I've talk to him.

"Khyber? I've heard that you've been a fucking brat again. What trouble did you do this time?" Masungit na tanong kaagad ni Daddy. What a menopausal freak!

"I shot someone at his leg cause he tried to approach my teacher!" Pag susumbong ko naman. Damn! I suddenly feel the urge to beat someone!

"Your kinky obsession?" Tanong naman nya at hindi ako sumagot dahil gusto ko din syang sungitan. "You're so damn lame Khyber! You should shot him in the face instead! Don't let some scumbag steal what's fucking yours!" Pagpapatuloy pa ni daddy.

"You're nuts Khurt! If I did that then I'll end up in jail and my hot obsession will be mad at me!" I said as a matter of fact. I should always be a good boy caus I want to stay at my teachers side.

"We have money. You can get away with it. Anyway, why did you call?" Tanong nya at narinig ko ang boses nang bunso kong kapatid.

"Isusumbong kita kay Mommy. And Khurt will you fucking order some carrots and potatoes at the mall? Make sure that it was in a good quality" I demanded habang patuloy na nag huhukay.

"And what would you do with those?"

"I'm going to plant it for my teacher. Now shut the fuck up and order some for me and don't forget to get me some customized carrot and potato costume" inis na sabi ko then tinitigan ko kung perfect ba yung hole na nahukay ko. And luckily, it was so damn perfect!

And my father freaking ended the call without bothering to answer me. That freaking lazy ass!

Habang nag hihintay ako ay naisipan ko na din na bunutin yung mga roses na nasa paso.

"What the hell!" Inis na sabi ko nang natusok ako. This fucking roses dared to hurt me then I should get rid of them immediately!

Kumuha ako nang gloves at binunot ko lahat nang iyon. I should plant potatoes in those flower pots instead of this roses!

Why the fuck did she even plant so many damn Roses!

Lahat nang mga binunot ko na roses ay binuhat ko at ibinigay sa glutton na alaga kong carabao.

"Be careful! May tusok yan! Believe me cause I freaking got pricked by it a while ago" paalala ko pa sa kanya then nag umpisa na itong kumain.

Well, I need to dig more holes kaya iniwan ko na ito.