A/n: These are all legitimate things my parents and teacher have said... like deadass not even joking. I legitimately have a list of all my favourite things my Mun teacher has said. If you knew him you wouldn't find these quotes so strange, cause he's like that really funny grandpa that just says what's on his mind no matter what, but it's ok cause legit all his students absolutely adore him. Comment on the quote if you would like the context for the quote and I'll see if I can remember the context behind them. Anyway enjoy, I might do a part two, but use some of the quotes I have for my friend as well as my teacher.
Luther: "Get a hair cut" - my teacher to one of my classmates
Diego: "GIMMIE THE SALT... STUPID" -my teacher
Alison: "I'm going to see crazy rich Asians later... not the movie... my friends" - my teacher
Klaus: "Let's do drugs and crime... hehe let's do drugs" - my teacher
Five: "Blah blah blah Diversity, Blah blah blah Culture, Blah blah blah 21st century" - my teacher
Ben: "I'M NOT BREATHING GUYS" - My teacher
Vanya: "Everyone's broken" - my teacher
BONUS:
Pogo: "You'll all stand there standing in a circle acting like you have friends... oh I'm sorry of course you all have friends" - My teacher @ my class
Grace: "GODDAMNIT DAVID DRINK THE DAMN TEA" - my mom, to my dad when she was trying to give him tea cause he was sick
Reginald: "DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU TO TAKE A SHIT?" -my mom @ me when I forgot to turn my homework in.
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Multifandom x reader one-shots [REQUESTS ARE CLOSED]
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