chapter 10- B's b-day

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Blair pov:

According To The Catholic Church, Mortal Sin Can Only Be Absolved Through The Sacred Act Of Confession, But It Looks Like A Certain W.A.S.P. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little Unburdening.
And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? (Gossip girl voice over)

"Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession." I said to the father.

"What Troubles You, My Child?" He asked genuinely.

I got the flashback of yesterday's night with chuck. "After Being Broken Up With My Boyfriend For Exactly 20 Minutes, I Succumbed To Inebriation, Performed At A Speakeasy And Surrendered My Virtue To A Self-Absorbed Ass.
The Only Good News Is That He's A Total Pig Who Will Act Like It Never Happened.Thank God." I poured my heart.

"Ahem" the priest said by hearing my confessions.

"Sorry.Truthfully, I'm Not Even Catholic." I said boldly.

"You Don't Say." He replied.

"But Losing My Virginity To Chuck Bass? None Of My Friends Will Ever Understand.
I'm Ready For My Punishment.
Whatever You And God Think Is Fair- Flogging, Fasting, Putting That Thing With The Teeth Around My Thigh, Like Silas." I kept on blabbering.

"How About Some Food For Thought Instead? Don't Drink.
Keep Your Clothes On.Try Avoiding Those Who Might Cause You To Stray." He said to stop me from speaking.

"Oh, I Plan To.Thank You, Father.It Was Very Good Advice."

"You Don't Grant Birthday Wishes, Do You?" I asked with hope.

"I'm A Priest, Not A Genie." He replied sarcastically.

"Well, The Next Time You Talk To Him, Would You Ask Him To Send My Boyfriend Back To Me? Mm." I asked my wish and left the church.

When I was walking from the church and limo came and stopped by my side.

"Well, This Is The Last Place I'd Expect To Find You." Chuck said through the limo window.

"Go Away, Chuck.I've Been Given Orders Practically From God Himself To Avoid You."

"Would You Consider Avoiding Me Over Breakfast?" He said with a smirk.

"Sorry, But As Is Tradition On The Day Before My Birthday, I'm Heading To The Jeweler's To Put Some Pieces On Hold For Eleanor And " before I could complete my sentence chuck started to open his mouth

"- Nate? Oh, I Don't Think He'll Be Singing "Happy Birthday" This Year." He said.

"No One Knows That Nate And I Broke Up, And It's Gonna Stay That Way So I Can Fix This, And I Don't Think Your Best Friend Would Still Be Your Best Friend " I spoke back to clash his confidence.

"If He Knew - If He Knew How Much I Enjoyed The Removal Of A Certain Chastity Belt In The Back Of This Very Limo?" He was in his cocky mood.

"From This Moment Forward, The Events Of Last Night Will Never Be Mentioned Again.Is That Clear?" I said loudly to make sure he got my point.

"Not As Clear As The Memory Of You Purring In My Ear, Which I Have Been Replaying Over And Over." He only made it worse with his reply.

"Well, Erase The Tape, Because As Far As I'm Concerned, It Never Happened."

"I'll See You At Your Party Tonight."

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