( Your Everyday Walmart)
Italic: Amanda
Bold: Charles
6:18pm-Wednesday
Walmart phone"Hello this is customer service, My name is Charles. How can I help you?"
"Hey so like I saw this guy at Walmart today eating the frozen fries in the freezers."
"I think we need to secure our freezers from getting eaten next."
"You know what's so unusual, I even saw a lady wearing the most vulgar clothes I've ever seen in my life. My poor innocent eyes."
"I don't think you're innocent."
"Really! Because I thought I was."
"The first thing you told me when you first called was about a condom."
"That doesn't mean anything. I'm not a six year old saying what a condom is and what is not."
"Anyways, anything else?"
"I can not believe that someone stole a phone today and the security machine wasn't working."
"Wait! What?"
"Yeah, some guy took the keys from a man that worked at his station and when he left I saw him get into the phone cabinet and put it in his bag."
"You didn't say anything."
"I was but until I saw another man that was also working for him. He was threatening me."
"You were alone? Did he hurt you?"
"He didn't hurt me but I was alone. My mom went to go find something for me."
"Was there anyone around?"
"No, but I can recognize both of their faces. I did take a picture without them looking since I was hiding. And I hid my phone then the guy found me watching."
"Just send them to me, I won't say it was you so you won't be in danger. I'll ask my manager to check the security cameras too."
"Okay, I'll send it to you right now."
"Aight."
- hang up -
"My cheek still hurts."
"Why do I feel like she's lying?"
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Short Story[All Rights Reserved] "Hello this is customer service, My name is Charles. How can I help you?" "Yes, I want to know why you guys have weird customers." "Sorry, What?" "I saw a child screaming for condoms. He thought it was a balloon." ---- Amanda F...