My Best Friend is a YouTube Star

One Night

'YouTube Star Josh Casey- aka JoEnd- announces his plan on releasing his new song: One Night'

Wait. What!? Josh Casey? As in my best friend Josh Casey? That moron knows how to sing? Why am I even thinking about that? I mean, auto tune- DUH.

That moron knows how to use auto tune without sounding like a toilet that just got flushed? Why the hell do I not know about this? I'm his best friend! I shouldn't have known through a completely biased and shitty NewsClip article written by a single woman that had nothing better to do other than talk shit about upcoming stars that sometimes deserve to be shit-talked (yes, Josh included-sorry bro).

So as the official bff that is still there even when most Wattpad authors forgot about me when Josh fell in love and had his sappy, cliché love story with my sister in some teen fiction called: "My Brother's Best Friend"- I called him.

"...Hello?" Josh answered, voice still sounding that extremely disgusting way after sleeping and/or having sex with some...one. MY SISTER!!

"YOU FUCKED MY SISTER!"

"BRO! Oh my God! Hello! Hey! What's up! Uhh...uhh...Eva says hi?" He said. Fully alert and nervous, some shuffling was heard in the background. Definitely fucked my sister. Not cool. I told him to take it slow. But she probably seduced him, she just turned 18 three days ago. And even if I told Josh not to touch her, Eva will most likely somehow find out I told him that and then say: "I'm not even your sister- I'm your half-sister. And I just started living with you last year. You can't tell me what I or Josh should do."

"Ugh. Whatever. Just when that sad, angsty part of the story happens don't come to me for help."

"What story?"

"Nothing. Anyways. Heard you're going to release a new song?"

"How did you know? I didn't tell anyone about that."

"I have my sources." Yep. Buzzfeed. Sources. They're connected.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna release it in like a month."

"You got yourself a studio?"

"Yep. The whole expensive shit. I've been seeing a vocal coach, to top it off. So I think I'm pretty set."

"Vocal coach? Since when?"

"Like, a week ago I had my first session. And Eva loved my voice so much! My coach, Sylvie, says that I have potential but I need to work for it. You know?"

"So you decided to do a song?"

"Yep. What better way to 'work for it' other than this?"

"Uhh, I think not publically humiliating yourself online by sounding like a clogged toilet is one way."

"Dude. Trust me. I DO NOT sound like that. i won't even use auto tune! You'll be surprised. Look, I'll sing you the chorus:

All I need is one night, Baby
Papapa
Ta ta
All I need is one night, Baby
Papapa
Ta ta
I wanna feel you next to me
Hear your heartbeat as you breathe
All I need is one night, Baby
Papapa
Papapa
Papapa
Tatatatatata "