THIRTY EIGHT: A QUEEN

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After 2 hours of doing my make up i am finalllyyyy done

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After 2 hours of doing my make up i am finalllyyyy done. Walking down the stairs i am left with the smell of...literally nothing, what the hell i thought they were making breakfast? "Blake im sorrryyyy i didnt mean to eat it all the waffles just tasted so gooooddd" i hear Mikey say whilst he backs out of the kitchen, still dressed in his disney pjs. As he turns he looks at me with his eyes wide. "What did you do mikey?" I ask him as he looks at me with a guilty facial expression. Mikey smirks and then puts on a sad face "iatethewafflestheysavedforyouandblakeimsorrynotsorry" he says quickly before rushing upstairs. I roll my eyes and release a sigh before walking towards the fridge in the kitchen. "Honestly that man and his food" i mutter making Blake chuckle whilst handing me a cup of tea. A big smile spreads across my face as i notice the sausages, bacon, eggs, beans, hash browns, mushrooms, tomatoes, black pudding and bread that we have in from when i went to the supermarket...awwhhh how fast the times have changed since then, still proud that Lucy got some D (poor Mikeys virgin eyes) . "Hey babe? Fancy a traditional english breakfast?" I say to Blake whilst getting the pans out. "Can you even cook? I mean yeah sure i wanna try it but please dont burn the house down " he tells me whilst helping me get the ingredients out. "Okay firstly, i am the Female version of Gordon Ramsey. And secondly, this is my house you idiot" i say whilst slapping him on the head and shooing him out of the kitchen. Whilst waiting for the food to cook i decide to facetime Mikey even though hes upstairs. "Mikey what are you wearing?" I ask whilst staring at him.

"Hey bitch, look ive dressed up as you! Im a queen" Mikey says seriously in a very posh british accent causing me to burst out laughing

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"Hey bitch, look ive dressed up as you! Im a queen" Mikey says seriously in a very posh british accent causing me to burst out laughing. "Mikey that was shit" i say whilst taking out the toast. "Ohhhhh what you makinnn" he shouts loudly causing me to turn down the volume on my phone. After talking to Mikey and persuading him to come and get my nails done with me later, i call Blake down to eat breakfast. "Ohhhhh this looks niceeee thank you love" He mumbles whilst kissing my forehead before sitting down. I smile at the sound of Blake using certain british terms as we talk through breakfast. Once we had finished eating breakfast Blake goes back upstairs to get changed as apparently "he wanted a shower first but i took too long so he got bored". I grab my car keys and putse before shouting Mikey down. 5 seconds later i hear Mikey thumping down the stairs almost tripping over as he grabs his jacket. "LETS GO SHOPPINGGG"



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@mikeylovesfoodbitchesss okay so i had to have a drink stop and @cindylowe kind of missed her nail appointment so i have to book a new one

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@mikeylovesfoodbitchesss okay so i had to have a drink stop and @cindylowe kind of missed her nail appointment so i have to book a new one. Oops. At least i look cute.

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